Champagne//U-Know FanFic

Chapter 2 - Dying of Laughter

"Not the washroom, I don't like it there" Said by Heechul. He then led us to SuperJunior's Dorm and dragged all of us in their big ass bathroom that can fit.. Well.. 11 people, obviously.

And let me tell you, Going to the bathroom of SJ with Kim Heechul of Super Junior is never a good idea, take note of that boys and girls.

Instead of drying and cleaning ourselves up, we had one big water fight instead and ended up showering with our clothes dripping wet. My passionate self thought of scolding them, but it's about time to have fun and go back to our childhood days.

Heechul filled the bathtub with very cold water

ChangMin was busy standing in the corner trying to dry himself. Heechul was singing Champagne with me. Kyuhyun looked at the bathtub and thought of something.

Kyuhyun poked my stomach and pointed at ChangMin with his eyes. Heechul got the message and looked at the bathtub.

Ahh..

The three of us exchanged evil smirks and started to move. "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!" Heechul shouted as if the floor is really lava which made ChangMin slightly jump.

Kyuhyun and me played along. Heechul jumped at the back of Kyuhyun while I carried the confused and face-palming ChangMin bridal style.

Kyuhyun then looked at me and smiled as he held the noisy Heechul up. I gave him a confused look, he gave me a mischievous look in exchange. I walked towards the bathtub as Heechul made a speech

"All hail our king, we must sacrifice you for the town's safety, now, die within the lava" By that, Kyuhyun dropped Heechul on the very cold bathtub water. Heechul laughed and unable to get up from the tub because of the weird position he's in.

"SIMBA" Kyuhyun and I said in unison as I gently laid ChangMin on top of Heechul, but ChangMin who doesn't let me go, gripped me causing me to lose balance and fall within the cold water, squeezing heechul.

"AH CHEO! A CHEO! ACHOO! A CHEO!!!!" I Screamed my life off from the coldness. I tried standing up, but ChangMin won't let me go. Kyuhyun sounded like he was about to die in laughter.

While laughing, he danced 'A-Cha' but failed miserably and slipped, butt first.

I can't explain hard this feeling. Feels like I'm gonna die of the coldness but also felt like I'm gonna die of laughter. Our faces were red from laughing, Heechul was already coughing but still laughing.

ChangMin held his stomach and cried from laughter. Seeing ChangMin distracted, I quickly ran towards the door and tried taking a deep breath. But every time I look back, I die of laughing.

I was about to help the poor Heechul up when Kyuhyun grabbed by leg causing me to fall, butt first. The whining Heechul and whimpering ChangMin once again laughed their ass off.

My butt hurts like f-, but I still laughed to distract me from the pain.

"Well I think you already had your celebration." A scary voice a.k.a SuperJunior's Manager said. We all stopped and looked at him. The pain suddenly faded.

I looked behind and saw Kyuhyun not moving a muscle. Heechul was hiding and ChangMin tried pulling himself up. "Stand up, all of you" He commanded.

ChangMin managed to pull himself up but suddenly fell down again. "AAAAAH" Heechul yelped in pain. Junghoon-nim raised and eyebrow as he looked at the direction of ChangMin.

"WAH CHANGMIN WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY!" Heechul shouted on the top of his lungs. Then he pushed ChangMin off the tub. ChangMin then yelped in pain as he hit the ground, butt first.

I look at Kyuhyun, his face was turning red as he bit his lip, trying not to laugh. JungHoon-Nim was still pretty confused. Heechul stood up slowly and dragged his right foot out.

But being the clumsy guy he is, he slipped and fell. Maybe you could guess which body part fell first.

Kyuhyun and I started rolling on the floor, silently laughing while the other two are yelping in pain. JungHoon-nim's reaction caught my eye. He was smiling and slightly chuckling.

After seconds, I forced my cold and fvcked up butt bone to stand up, I helped Kyuhyun up. He held his back in pain. Next, I helped ChangMin up, he silently dealed with the pain with weird facial expressions.

I looked at Heechul and He was rolling in pain. I rolled my eyes and grabbed his arm as I pulled myself near him, 'this is all your fault' I mouthered. He made a victory smile, but soon again yelling in pain.

I pulled myself back up and slowly pulled him. But he's purposely making himself heavy. So I pulled him in a sudden pace which made his arm stretch, making a crack sound. This made him more noisier and scream-whispered 'Screw you'.

Manager-nim, JungHoon, lost it and laughed. "Aish, seriously, if TVXQ and SJ are together, it's seriously a disaster" He said laughing. All the laughter the two bestfriends held in bursted out.

"Aish, Eunhyuk, come here" He said. Heechul's face turned bi*chy like a diva. Eunhyuk came beside him smiling.

We All glared at him being a killjoy. JungHoon-nim laughed once again "Ah, Okay, I'm not gonna scold you and Yunho, don't worry, I won't tell your manager" He said and winked at me before he left.

We were silent, looking at Eunhyuk laughing nervously. "Can't a guy get some sleep?" He said, laughing.

"No" We all said and facepalmed in unison. Then ChangMin grabbed the shower head and sprayed Eunhyuk. Eunhyuk, of course, tried to avoid it, but ChangMin followed him.

"YA! Are you gonna make a man-made ocean at SuJu's dorm?"

"Hmm, maybe" He said and turned the shower to the max. Eunhyuk threw his shirt at ChangMin and ran away. We laughed and started playing again.

After what felt like 5 minutes, we finally calmed down and took of our shirts and pants and socks, (But not the underwear and boxers, sorry HoMinHeeKyu shippers, but it ain't happening). And together, we showered.

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I'm sorry for making two whole chapters about these boys, I think this is turning to a story about four friends (plus Donghae) from SMTown who'd fall in Love with each other in the very end. Wadya think?

Maybe for a different story 😂😂. But they're really weirdos when the four (Five) of them are together, don't you agree?

I don't think the chapter where they'll meet their dream girl would come anytime soon, but stay tuned to these funny (Corny) scenes upcoming >¿<.

°~Sarang~°