michelle obama hates children

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(hi by the way H and A determines who wrote what haha).


H:

order number 458" the taco guy at the counter called out.

"michelle obama here. youre arrested ffor child abuse"

"whatdyou mean child abuse i love childs"

"mm mm boy you sell food which kills children mm hmm."

*swat team surrounds taco bell*

*taco guy cries*

"no pls anything but the tacos yyyyyyy is life so cruel to me yyyyyyy"

"dont do the time if you cant do the cv'rime HAHHA"

*michelle bites into snickerrs bar*

"mm mm gotta love me som snickas hee hee hee snicker snicker"

ironic.. hee hee snicka snicka

TACO GUY POV

A:

omgg my life like, sucks. "time to take a selfie and post it on instagram."

H:

"caption? what about: tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos taocs racos tacos atoxa

beautiful"

A:

michelle obama walsk up to the taco man.

"whatchu doin' taco boi?"

H:

"ah man nothin much my friend ha haa whait... oMG UR OBAMA!!! HEE HEE!!!"

"nO IM not im michelle obama punk"

"sry"

"no ur arrested sry"

A:

"um, you cant arrest mwe if u cant catch merh hahhah. AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

H:

taco guy runs but trips on taco.

"argh i wouldve gotten awaty if it wasnt or u meddling kids arrG!!":

A:

"i aint no kid you clumsy taco freak. i is michelle obama. i is who i is. dontchu dare judge merh by my story taco boi. hahhahheh tehhe"\

H:

"sWAT TEAM PLS"

*swat team comes"

"TY"

tacp boi cries

"no [l;spls pls pls plsss i don wanna diieee plss yyyy"

A:

:dont talk boi. what is yo name?"

H:

"my name... is ....... 

,l ,d,       tac'o boi"

A:

"wELL LISEN UP T'ACO BOI I AINT GON BE PUTTIN UP WIT YO RATCHET SELF AIGHT? YA HEAR BRO?! okay good :'.)

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