(hi by the way H and A determines who wrote what haha).
H:
order number 458" the taco guy at the counter called out.
"michelle obama here. youre arrested ffor child abuse"
"whatdyou mean child abuse i love childs"
"mm mm boy you sell food which kills children mm hmm."
*swat team surrounds taco bell*
*taco guy cries*
"no pls anything but the tacos yyyyyyy is life so cruel to me yyyyyyy"
"dont do the time if you cant do the cv'rime HAHHA"
*michelle bites into snickerrs bar*
"mm mm gotta love me som snickas hee hee hee snicker snicker"
ironic.. hee hee snicka snicka
TACO GUY POV
A:
omgg my life like, sucks. "time to take a selfie and post it on instagram."
H:
"caption? what about: tacos tacos tacos tacos tacos taocs racos tacos atoxa
beautiful"
A:
michelle obama walsk up to the taco man.
"whatchu doin' taco boi?"
H:
"ah man nothin much my friend ha haa whait... oMG UR OBAMA!!! HEE HEE!!!"
"nO IM not im michelle obama punk"
"sry"
"no ur arrested sry"
A:
"um, you cant arrest mwe if u cant catch merh hahhah. AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
H:
taco guy runs but trips on taco.
"argh i wouldve gotten awaty if it wasnt or u meddling kids arrG!!":
A:
"i aint no kid you clumsy taco freak. i is michelle obama. i is who i is. dontchu dare judge merh by my story taco boi. hahhahheh tehhe"\
H:
"sWAT TEAM PLS"
*swat team comes"
"TY"
tacp boi cries
"no [l;spls pls pls plsss i don wanna diieee plss yyyy"
A:
:dont talk boi. what is yo name?"
H:
"my name... is .......
,l ,d, tac'o boi"
A:
"wELL LISEN UP T'ACO BOI I AINT GON BE PUTTIN UP WIT YO RATCHET SELF AIGHT? YA HEAR BRO?! okay good :'.)
the end