✧Stan Marsh✧
"Well isn't it my two favorite fags"
Cartman walks into my house with a small smirk on his face rapping his arms around me and Ken.
"Your one to talk" Kenny smirks back only to look back down at his magazine.
Cartman frowned, cheeks going red, "Ay ! I'm straight!"
I smiled pulling my sweater on "are you two ready?"
A couple of days ago Kenny heard from somewhere that there was some girl was going around giving free sex or something. Where he heard that from? I don't question it
Ken's been begging us to go, I only agreed to go to see if it was real, I don't know why Cartman would want to go
Cartman nodded "let's just get this over with, I'm hungry"
"No surprise there" Kenny laughed then opened the door smiling "lady's first~"
"Such a gentleman" I laughed and walked out.
Cartman followed out and we began walking
"So where's this at again?" I tilted my head
"Somewhere near the woods, they say it's not hard to find." Kenny shrugged then smiled all goofy "I bet she's pretty, she's probably got the biggest t-"
"That's enough" Cartman says and sighs, "I don't get what's up with you and uh..
/Titties/""They're the most beautiful thing on this planet !! How can you NOT love them??" Ken practically yells out
"He's into dick, that's why" I cut in and smile half lidded
"I'm not a little fag like you and Kenny-"
We all stop and look at the little house.
I walk up to it slowly and knocked
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Fake Love
FanfictionStan falls in love with a prostitute and tries to make them stop sleeping with everyone in town but do they really feel the same ?