Fake Love

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     ✩Kenny McCormick✩

I watch as Stan knocked the door, it automatically opened but just a creek.

"Names?" A voice came out. Stan looked back at us but answered

"Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman"

The person opened the door more so it was enough to see them.

The girl wore a green backwards cap, oversized green sweater , shorts and knee length socks, she had a lollipop stick sticking out of her mouth too.

"What do you three want?" She asked half lidded, she looked agitated.

I looked down at her figure then smirked "I'd like a piece of that sweet ass-" my eyes widened a little, I didn't mean to say that out loud

I covered it up with a wink and finger guns

She rolled her eyes and opens the door up more. "Come in, McWhoreDick"

My smile widens and automatically walk in having the guys follow from behind.

The girl closed and locked the door going into a room. "Stotch! Tweak ! Get your asses in here !"

With that two blonde girls walk into the living room.

One was smiling fiddling around with her skirt and the other one was twitching non stop, screaming every so often.

The girl with the red hair stood in front of us with her hands now on her hips "show me what you brought"

"I thought this was free. That's what I heard at least" I say looking up at her

"What kind of person goes around getting fucked for free? " she frowns

I shrug and she groans

"You owe me. If you don't pay back I'll have my guys hunt you all down"

The girl then proceeds to take off her sweater and shorts only to show a lingerie underneath.

She was flat chested. Not that I would mind, still fun to play with. My eyes trail down only to notice one major thing.

This chick was a dude

The other people behind him began to strip as well

I feel my face heating up, I look over at the other guys.

Stan's whole body seems to be red and I can see a little bit of blood leaking out his nose and he had a little bump in his pants.

Cartman's eye just twitched non stop unsure to either be turned on by this or just disgusted.

Suddenly I feel a hand grab my collar. My eyes met a pair of green ones.

"Let's get this over with. Where should I start ?"