1. what is a android's favorite music type/ A. heavy metal.
2. I told the candy man a joke and he snicker'd
3.
. What do you call it when Batman skips church?
A/christian bale
4.
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
A/ a cat-astrophe
5.
What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A/tinselitus
6.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A/to many cheetahs
7.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A/TEN-tickles
8.Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A/ i got stuck in a crack
9.Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
A/ all of the fans left
10. What do you call the Children of the Corn's father?
A/"pop" corn
11.Why did the bicycle fall over?
A/because it was two tired
12.What did the duck say to the bartender?
A/put it on my bill
13.What do you call bees that produce milk?
A/boo-bees
15.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
A/for drizzies
16.What do you call an alligator in a vest?\
A/an in vest agator
17.Why can't ghosts have babies?
A/ because they have a halloweenie
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