Stupid pick up lines XD

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So I tried these on a guy I'm seeing I hope you like em~~~~~~~~~

1.Hey girl I shit my pants can I get in to yours 🤢

2. Hey girl wanna go on an ate I'll give you the D later 😏

3. Hey are you an elevator because I wanna go down on you 😍😘🤤

4.hey girl are you a raw stake because I would still eat you if you were bleedin 🤮🤮🤮

5.can I get ur number I lost mine 🤡

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 07, 2020 ⏰

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