Dick is the first to find you sleeping in a strange way: legs are tangled around the blanket, feet crossed uncomfortably, hands both under your body and your body twisted almost unnaturally. So of course he got EVERYONE else to witness it.
"Are you sure she is asleep?" Tim asks quietly as to not disturb you.
Damian smiles, "she kindof looks like a cat."
"That's what you come up with?" Jason asks and looks confused. He can't fathom how that could be even close to comfortable.
"Should we wake her?" Dick asks unsure. None of the brothers ever did this.
"Wake her and I will not bake cookies for a month." Alfred says from behind. The boys jump surprised. He always catches them off guard. How? Who knows. But he does.
They all make soft groans before going their separate ways.
The next morning the boys all look to you when you come down for breakfast.
"What?" You ask confused.
"You sleep funny." Damian says bluntly.
"Oh. I sleepwalk but normally get tangled up in bed before I get a chance to get up," you say as if it was nothing abnormal.
"Sleepwalk into a uncomfortable position? What are you, a contortionist?" Jason asks sarcasticly.
"Harhar." You spat and stick your tongue out. He just laughs
Dick then adds, "so it doesn't hurt?"
"Nope. I feel fine!" You smile and start eating.
They obviously are amused still.
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Batfam X Reader Oneshot
FanfictionOne shots of the batfam and the reader. Yes some may hurt but others will bring joy. Have fun.
