Dinner wif mai broverrrrrr

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Soooooorry for the obnoxiously typed title...... xD

Annnnywayyy... If you are interested, here is te random incident that happened at dinner, epic movie trailer-style:

*CUE DRAMATIC WHITE FLASH*

My lil bro and I were sitting at the diner table eating pizza.

*FLASH TO BRO NOMMING ON PIZZA*

*FLASH TO ME*

*FLASH TO RANDOM SKEWER ON TABLE*

I picked up the skewer and started poking my brother, being the awesomely mature older sister... (BAHAHAHAHAHAHA yea rite)

When Momma looked over:

me: *le set skewer down, nom on pizza*

brother: *rageface, starts hitting me on the head with the skewer*

mom: HEY! -brothers name-, STOP HITTING YOUR SISTER!

me: *trollface* trololololo

*FLASH TO BLACK*

Booyah.

So that was what happened at dinner. Sneaky big sis ALWAYS WINS!

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Except for after dinner when i stepped on a Lego in his room...

T_T

Karma's a beeyotch.



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