ur still reading this!? YAAAAY!

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Okay, I think an hour or two is long enough for you to wait xD

SO HERE IT IS!

(earlier in school me and him were talking about stuff)

Me: so yea, blahblahblah..

T: hmmm... lost my train of thought..

Me: :o oh noes! that sucks!

T: *nods* yes, it derailed and killed 30 people..

Me: BAHAHAHHAHA

(later, we were texting each other)

Me: soo, the train that derailed, were there any survivors?

T: Yes it was a mentally retarded boy named jimmy

Me: Awww thats nice.. sadly, I was on that train and didn't survive :'( hahaha jk

T: No, no i think you survived or huh you faked your own death o.O

Me: Oh noes! Now i have to dye my eyebrows and attend my own funeral as a guy named Phil Shiftley! *o*

T: hahahahaha

sooo... yea... that was what happened, like, yesterday xD

BAI!! FOREALZ!!!

_________ <--- Mother of God, it's the snakes' MOMMA!!! :OOOOO



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