the following was written in class todai
bold words= what i added to the original text
OMG Last day of school=BEASTIN'!
Abby-gail and me were playin an epic game of Dots and Boxes ( -_- Hush yo' mouth, son.. we. were. bored. OKAI?!)
We were also watching Water Horse. (And Mr. B gave us popcorn!!!!! :3 but that's beside the point xD)
*in Scottish accent*
I wish I was Scottish..
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O.O whut?
AAAAAAAAAANYway...
While we were playing I was voicing the lil baby monster.... thingymajigger...
*scene in da greenhouse when Cruesoe (idk if thats the spelling but dont judge me... ) bites Angus*
Me as Cruesoe: raaaawr ima bite you.. you look like a patater...!
Abby: *ignores me, intently watching the movie*
Me: -_-... wait... >:D *grabs sharpie, goes to write on her face*
Abby: (who didnt take her eyes off the screen :o) o.O *grabs arm* -_- no. just... no. I'm not some potato you can just write on.
(abby has an unhealthy obsession with potatoes.. But hates potato salad? O.o )
Me: :o *in mind* OHMAIFUDGE FRED IS PSYCHIC!!!
(yes i called her Fred.. that was her nickname in 5th grade.. u jelly? *trollface*)
Soooooo... da.
Me and T were trying to txt this morning but both our phones are being gay and STUPID
I'm saddd... :'( (And i still am... *sigh*)
On a happier note:
I've been wearing sunglasses all day at school and havent gotten tehm taken away at all and I iz so happy! (We have -hopefully not next year- this dean at our school whos a total BISCUIT and she looks like betty white but is a lot less funnier.. >-< don't get me started...)
And that concludes the craziness that i happened to document..
OH YEA! Just to add to the randomness up dere ^^..
Later as we were watching the movie the housekeeper guy and the little girly boy were taking the Cruesoe monster thing to the lake, and the housekeeper/groundskeeper/father figure man threw a... POTATO!!!!!
Cruesoe chased after it and was probably like
OH NOES!!! NOOOOOOO!! DONT THROW THE POTATO!! IT'LL GET SOGGGYYYYYY!!!
come to think of it, this whole time he probably thought of the girly boy as a potato and thought that the potato was the girly boy and wanted to eat the girly boy who i think is named angus and he atethepotatoTHINKINGITWASTHEGIRLYBOYNAMEDANGUSANDTHISISCRAZYBUTITHINK
CRUESOEHADITINFORTHEGIRLYBOYTHIS. WHOLE. TIME.! *passes out*
Admit it. Your brain probably skipped half of that like mine just did while rereading it trying to decide if i should even post this chapter or not because i could risk the sanity of all you nice ppl out there and WOAH there i go again with the ranting...
Moral of the story:
Punctuation is important.
And if you ever give a sea monster a potato, or a 6 ft girl a Wattpad account..
S*** gonna go down, son!
Well... ima leave you now..
Buhbye!
And happy summ-
_______... oh ship another worm..
wait...
ITS GOTTA GUN!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
