I'm Happier Than Ever (Phan)

Chapter 5

Dan's POV

I feel weak. I'm pathetic. He is too good for me, he deserves so much more. I can't even please him. I only cause stress and tragedy."I love you so much, but you deserve so much more" I said to Phil as we cuddled in my bed. "Oh Dan..." he sighed, "When will you finally understand that you are everything i ever wanted" he said stroking my back.

"Also we should do something with our day" he laughed slightly at the fact that we hadn't done anything productive. "Should I put some clothes on maybe?" I asked. Phil stood up and walked to the chest of drawers in the corner of the room. I watched him as he took his boxers off and put on new ones. And then slid on his black skinny jeans. "Are you getting up or what?" the older one chuckled because he knew I was butt-naked."Real smooth Phil..." I said sarcastically, he probs wanted to see me bend over to get my pants.

"Can you please hand me my pants you turnip!" I basically yelled, playfully of course. So I just pulled the duvet to my chin and just tried act real cute so Phil would do it. "Okay fine" the raven haired man sighed and started to walk over to the pair of pants on the floor. "Here put these on" Phil handed me the leopard print boxers. "Thanks" I murmured, looking into the beautiful eyes of the man that I had dreamed of for years. He smiled and went to the dresser and and handed me one of his t-shirts. I pulled the t-shirt on and arranged it, so it wouldn't be that uncomfortable. "You look cute" Phil admitted. "Well you look like sex" I joked.

"We should go to a restaurant later." Phil groaned as he stretched, "because it is your birthday after all! We should have a really fancy dinner and maybe tomorrow have a party." The older suggested. I stood up and strolled out the door. I walked to my room and decided to put on some white shorts and a jumper, I proceeded walk to the lounge. "Hey, Phil ya wanna order take-out?" I shouted. "I'm here, I'm here you don't have to yell like that" Phil yawned, "and yeah why not I'm hungry."

Phil's POV

I was walking to the lounge when i heard Dan shout "Hey, Phil you wanna order take-out?". I was about to walk to the door. "I'm here, I'm here you don't have to yell like that" and the yawn attacked me in the middle of the sentence "Ugh yawns are stupid" I thought. "And yeah I'm kinda hungry," I responded. "Chi-fu Palace!" the hazel haired boy cheered. "Yay food!" I shouted. I picked up my phone and dialed the number of the place we were going to order from."Hello this is Chi-fu Palace how can we help you" the lady on the line spoke. "We would like some sweet and sour pork, a few Sunrise Dumplings and some Spicy Lemon Chicken." I stated. "Oh and some Dan Dan Noodles and chilly rice," I joked at the end, I ironically ordered the 'Dan Dan Noodles'.

"Erm, sorry, what is your name sir?" the woman inquired. "My name is Phil Lester," I told the girl on the other end. "Phil Lester as in the AmazingPhil" the girl squeaked. "Yeah," I voiced before I heard a squeal on the other side. "Oh god I found a fan who works at Chi-fu's," I whispered to Dan. "Haha she'll probably stalk us now" Dan sighed. So I gave the girl our address and she said that the food will be there in about half an hour.

"I bet she begged her manager so she could deliver the order herself," Dan laughed. "Okay what should we do in the 30 minutes that we have," I asked Dan. "Dunno, get the markers" Dan asserted. "Good Idea" I beamed. "She will definitely want an autograph or something". I ran to my bedroom and went to the drawer and pulled out two sharpies. "Okay I have um," I breathed. I took the laptop off the table and sat down on the sofa. I started scrolling down Tumblr and found an hilarious picture of a raptor riding a whale while holding some guns also there were rainbows."Hey Dan you could use this as your twitter header" I giggled. "Show me Phil what is it, Oh my god..." He started laughing.

Dan sat beside me, watching me scroll trough my dashboard. Time flew quickly and the door bell rang "Oh crap i don't have a shirt on" I screeched. I ran to my room and picked a random shirt. I put it on but i realized it was Dan's eclipse shirt but I seriously didn't care anymore. I ran down the stairs and opened up the door. There was a girl there with bright red hair and a my chemical romance t-shirt and leather jacket. "Oh my god hi!", the girl screeched in a quite strong Irish accent. "Hey Dan do you wanna help me with the food" I yelled and Dan came running down the stairs. "OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER" the girl just squealed, hurting my ears a bit. "So err.. what's your name?" I asked. " Oh my name is Charlie". "Can you please draw whiskers on me please" Charlie begged. We looked at each other and pulled out our markers. She looked like she was about to cry. "Are you okay?" I asked. " Yeah, just you guys are really cute and awesome"

Dan POV

I looked at the ginger-haired girl standing in our doorway with the Asian food we had ordered "Hey do you I don't know wanna join us maybe?" I asked shyly. "Yeah sure oh my god I'd love that!" we took the box with the food stuff and lead Charlie to the kitchen where we sat down and got some plates where we could share the delicious foodie goodness.

"So what would you like?"I shyly asked Phil, "Ermm i would like some rice some of that chicken and some dumpling please" he smiled weakly. I was about to reach for the chicken when Charlie smiled "Happy Birthday by the way Dan". "Oh thanks i guess" I laughed back. "So tell us a little about yourself Charlie" Phil inquired."Well.. My name is Charlie Helen O'Riley. I'm from Northern Ireland and I love music and youtubers like you two of course. I moved to London when I was fifteen. I'm eighteen now and I like near Piccadilly circus. I started work at Chi-fu's a few weeks ago so I'm quite new at this. Oh, and you guys helped me through a pretty rough path in my life. So I owe you two my life. Thank you!" She smiled and took a bite out of her dumpling.

"Wow, we're flattered really" Me and Phil said perfectly in sync which was a bit creepy but oh well. "Hey, Charlie can you please keep this our little secret though, I'll make sure you're our personal delivery girl from now on" Phil beamed and shovelled some rice into his mouth.

Charlie's POV

I let my head go down a bit "I was thinking of moving out of my parents' home but I literally have nowhere to go.." I guess looked kinda sad. "Oh, Charlie don't worry, you can stay with us for some time if you want." Oh my god I got so excited "Really? Are you serious? Like are you really sure you want a fan-girl like me to come live with you?" I was questioning reality right now. Because my idols want me to come live with them like really? This is amazing. "You can stay in our office for a bit, yeah" Dan laughed, "I mean, we're always happy to help!"

I started curling my hair around my finger "So when can I,Um....move in ,I guess?" I was kind of nervous. "Well we could help you move like next week maybe" Phil exclaimed joyfully. "Um, Phil we just met this girl she could be an axe murderer" Dan laughed. I'm not. "Stop it guys it's not funny axe murderers have feelings too ya know!" I said as we all burst into laughter. "You are awesome" Dan cried out of pure laughter. "Oi, ya wanna go to Nando's tomorrow. My treat!" I suggested as the two men were calming down from our little laughing fit we just had. "Yeah sure, it'll be great!"

"Oh sorry I think I need to go back to work, my manager won't be very happy if I stay too long" I sighed as I stood up. Dan and Phil stood up as well and Dan asked "Hey do you want to know a secret". I was weird Phil smiled at me and Dan leaned in and whispered in my ear "We are dating but don't tell anyone especially do not post this to tumblr.

"Fine" I jokingly moaned. "Can I see a Phan kiss pretty please!" I made my eyes really big, I basically tried to win them over with my so called cuteness. Phil leaned in on Dan and he kissed him like full on! I basically screeched it was so cute oh my god! "That was hella cute" I said because it was just so cute. We were standing next to the door when I asked "can I take a picture of us all maybe" I suggested. "Yeah sure, why not". I took out my phone put it on front camera "Okay guys selfie time!". We huddled and the two were on opposite sides they made the kissy faces. Like they were kissing my cheek it was again, hella cute. "Okay that was perfect. Can I put this on Twitter or something" I added. "Fine. But tag us" Dan laughed at the weird pic we took together.

I started walking back to the car I came in. "Ugh," I sighed "Back to work ,I guess". I sat into the car and started driving. This was an interesting turn of events today.