The Beatles Book : 103

Cockney!!

Imagine if the Beatles talked in a cockney accent! (If you don't know what a cockney accent is, google it I guarantee you you'll suffer from confusion)

1) "where are ye off to, macca?" says John.
"I'm gonna play on me Joanna"

See?

2) "this ruby Murray tastes like Tom tit" George cringed at the taste.

Not a single clue?

3) "I'm really fucking Brahms and Liszt right now" Ringo hiccuped.

This ones obvious, right?

4) "I'll tell ye, she gave me a butchers look when I commented on how her skin and blister was a full on cock and hen" John laughed like a madman.

No way you'll get this one!

Thanks for playing along, answers will be discussed amongst the comment section.