lets go back to a much simpler time
the time of the skunk hair and the bandana era
the time of loooooooooove
just a time of teenage romance
wanna know how jack got that skunk hair???? well one day he was having a sleepover with his bae alex and a skunk got in the house and rested on jacks head and he kept it there..... it looked like...... hair.... and he thought it was cute so he kept it and then alex was like jack wtf is on your head and jack responded "alex it's a skunk and it's cute i like it and i'm gonna keep it i think i'll keep it as hair and i'll let it live on my head" and alex was like "aw jack i love you" and he pets the skunk and kisses jack and they get into a hot steamy make out session and then they did the dingle dongle wars (if you know what i mean ;) then jack won the lightsaber battle and stuck his diddly doo inside alexs wowie bowie and then a few days later jacks tummy started getting big and then jack takes a pregnancy test and he's pregnant...... how can this be?? fast forward jack has babies..... they're not children?? they're SKUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 came out of his 100% real meat thermometer and 7 came out of his..... head???? where the original skunk was living????? they are so happy they hug and kiss and they call everyone and tell them they had little skunk babies and no one questions it they're all so happy for them but sadly they cannot take care of them all :( they ship two to mexico, and then rian and cassadee adopt 3 and they're so happy with them they name them gas, skank, and scaf, zack adopts 2, he names them agent frank, and super agent galafinakis, they are all very happy with their lil skunks and they both grow skunk tails, they frolic in flower fields with bambi and they live happily every after. :)
-tear drops from eyes-
