Okay, ye.
I haven't updated in awhile, but you guys still read this? Woah, you guys make my heart flatter.
Reiji:??
Reiji: Its flutter?
Reiji:also what heart?REIJI SHUUSSHHHHHH.
IM A HUMAN(?) AND I HAVE FEELINGS OKAY?! UNLIKE YOU!
YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!
Reiji:-stares blankly; fixes glasses-
SEE YOUR ARE NOT EVEN CRYING BECAUSE OF THE WORDS I SAID!
Reiji: I suppose you are ri-
Ayato: Ore-sama's always right!
Right-handed, right?
Akemi: So many rights in a right, HEY! IM THE FIRST LEFT YAY!
Your right handed...?
Akemi: -Gasps- how did you know?!
I created you??
Akemi: WHAT?! SO I DIDNT COME OUT OF THE VAGI-
STOP!!!
THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY STORY!!
Akemi: oh yeaaah right, explain this. -shows multiple scenes from the story-
Him having sex with a sexy Woman or something
Probably 69...
Akemi: and then this!
"Oh...uh..um..I was looking for um, Rainbows! And Unicorns! The one that looks like a horse with a cock on its head." I used my hands trying to show him what I mean,
And finally this:
I MEAN! BALLROOMS NOT THOSE JIGGLY THNGS THAT MEN HAVE! I MEAN-I LIKE-I SAID NOTHING!" I stuttered with my Words, and tried to convince them with my words.
Oh.
But then,
Who said them?
Akemi: Damn, You got me you sicko.
HEY!! YOU BROKE MY FEELINGS!!!
Akemi & Reiji: what feelings?
UGHHH FORGET IT! THIS CHAPTER ISNT ABOUT YOU TWO TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME ITS ABOUT ME APPRECIATING MY READERS.
Kanato: Thank you for reading MY story I really glad you enjoyed it, so I guess this is it-
YOU ARE READING
Yui's Naughty Sister ~Diabolik Lovers~ [On HOLD]
FanfictionA story where a dumb and humorous girl, named Akemi, goes into mansion filled with blood sucking hot ass people. ~~ {ON HOLD} THIS BOOK IS SHIT