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Okay, ye.

I haven't updated in awhile, but you guys still read this? Woah, you guys make my heart flatter.

Reiji:??
Reiji: Its flutter?
Reiji:also what heart?

REIJI SHUUSSHHHHHH.

IM A HUMAN(?) AND I HAVE FEELINGS OKAY?! UNLIKE YOU!

YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!

Reiji:-stares blankly; fixes glasses-

SEE YOUR ARE NOT EVEN CRYING BECAUSE OF THE WORDS I SAID!

Reiji: I suppose you are ri-

Ayato: Ore-sama's always right!

Right-handed, right?

Akemi: So many rights in a right, HEY! IM THE FIRST LEFT YAY!

Your right handed...?

Akemi: -Gasps- how did you know?!

I created you??

Akemi: WHAT?! SO I DIDNT COME OUT OF THE VAGI-

STOP!!!

THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY STORY!!

Akemi: oh yeaaah right, explain this. -shows multiple scenes from the story-

Him having sex with a sexy Woman or something

Probably 69...

Akemi: and then this!

"Oh...uh..um..I was looking for um, Rainbows! And Unicorns! The one that looks like a horse with a cock on its head." I used my hands trying to show him what I mean,

And finally this:

I MEAN! BALLROOMS NOT THOSE JIGGLY THNGS THAT MEN HAVE! I MEAN-I LIKE-I SAID NOTHING!" I stuttered with my Words, and tried to convince them with my words.

Oh.

But then,

Who said them?

Akemi: Damn, You got me you sicko.

HEY!! YOU BROKE MY FEELINGS!!!

Akemi & Reiji: what feelings?

UGHHH FORGET IT! THIS CHAPTER ISNT ABOUT YOU TWO TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME ITS ABOUT ME APPRECIATING MY READERS.

Kanato: Thank you for reading MY story I really glad you enjoyed it, so I guess this is it-

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