“Alyson wake up…. Alyson! Alyson wake up!”
I was sleeping in my plane seat. I knew that voice was telling to wake up but I just didn’t want to! It was Zoe who was telling me to wake up. Ugh I’m just so tired though!
“Zoe. That’ll never work! Here. Watch this…” said Brady
“ALYSON! ALYSON! GUESS WHAT MOM JUST TOLD ME?! SHE SAID THAT SHE’S FRIENDS WITH KEISHA GAMBLE SO THAT MEANS YOU’LL GET TO MEET MINDLESS BEHAVIOR!”
Oh my gosh! Stay strong Alyson. Stay strong… I still kept my eyes closed pretending to sleep.
“Ray Ray will be there…”
I immediately opened my eyes and got up from my seat. Then I looked down and saw Brady and Zoe laughing their butts off.
“Haha very funny :|” I said with a low voice.
So we got through all that airport sh|t And stuff then I needed to use the bathroom. When I entered the bathroom I could have fainted just because of the smell. It. Smelt. Really. Bad.
I finished doing my bizniz and guess what I saw? My crazy – but fun – Aunty Lauren dancing! I ran up to her ang hugged her for 2 reasons:
1) Because I missed her so much!
And
2) Because she was dancing like an idiot and it was so embarrassing…
“Oh my gosh! Alysa! You’ve grown so much!”
Was this chick serious? She got my name WRONG!
“Aunty Lauren that’s not my name!” I said while laughing
“Ah whatever! Lets go get you guys all settled in okay? I have a little dog and he’ll love you kids!”
“Alyson isn’t a ‘kid’ anymore Lauren! She’s a big girl now! " Said my dad as he was nudging me and smiling big. I swear my dad can be the strangest man on earth…
WOW! Aunty Lauren’s place was HUGE! There was a big front gate snd security guards and everything!
“Aunty Lauren! You never told me you were super duper rich!” exclaimed Brady
“Oh Brady stop it! I just have a very good job…”
“Well what’s your job?” I asked curiously.
“I do celebrities make-up and hair”
SHUT UP!!!
“DO YOU DO THEIR MAKE UP AND HAIR AT YOUR HOUSE!?” I shouted out.
“Whoa girl. Calm down and yes, they come to me.”
“Hmmm… Okay…” I said trying not be super excited! But we’re only staying at her place for 2 weeks… I wish I lived here with her… Mmmmm…. Maybe I should ask my parents to see if they’re pkay with me living here!
I walked over to my mom and dad who were unpacking their stuff…
“Heyyyyy momma! Heyyyyy daddy!” i said as I batted my long, thick eye lashes.
“Hey sweetie what do you want?” asked my dad while he was paying more attention to getting all his stuff out of his suitcase.
“Hi Ally. What do you need?” asked my mom as he flipped her long hair out of her face and looked at me.
“Welllll I was wondereing if…. OKAYOKAYISITFINEWITHYOUGUYSIFISTAYHEREINLAWITHAUNTYLAUREN!?!?!” I sad really really fast… (Okay okay is it fine with you guys if I stay here in L.A with Aunty Lauren!?!?!)
My mom looked so confused but my dad looked at me with a serious face… Not a good sign…
“Absolutely NAWT!” Said my dad while chuckling to himself. I looked at my mom.
“Mom?!”
“Honey, you know I can’t argue with your father…” Then she went back to unpacking… Well atleast I tried!
Okay I know Aunty Lauren’s house is HUGE! But it’s only been like 5 minutes and I’m here, sitting on a black leather couch, hugging a big black pillow and watching My Wife and Kids. (I love that show! Okay sorry for the interruption… Back to the story…———>) I’ve seen almost ALL the episodes and I need some fresh air! But I need an excuse…
“WOOF WOOF!!”
I saw Aunty Lauren’s little dog bark and spin around my legs. Aw he’s adorable!
I have an idea!!! I walked to where Aunty Lauren was… In her ‘Salon’
“Aunty Lauren? Is it okay if I walk your dog? For like an hour?”
“I would really appreciate (did i spell it right?) it if you did. I’ll pay you $1000 if you walk him for 2 hours.” she said while fluffing up her hair. Did I just hear $1000!?! Oh Em Gee. But let’s make it a little bit more… Hehehe <—— Evil laugh.
“Make it $1500 and I’ll even wash the dishes for you.” i said with a smirk on my face.
She immediately took out her wallet. Brought out $1500 and handed it over to me. I took the money and counted it, just to make sure…
“Thank you!” I said.
“No problem Alysa and the dogs name is Tommy okay?”
“Aunty Lauren my name is AlySON and okay! Byeee!”
“Ah whatever and bye.”
I put on my sunglasses and long black coat then I took Tommy’s leash from the coat hanger and he was barking and spinning around like crazy! It was a struggle to put on his collar but I managed to do it. I started walking down the road until I got to a busy little town – like area. I tied Tommy to the nearest tree, took out my phone and started taking pictures… Just for fun.
“Excuse me!? Can I PLEASE have your autograph!” said a little girl as she had a huge smile on her face and started jumping up amd down. And she wanted an autograph? I wasn’t even famous?
“What? I’m not even a celebrity?” i asked with a utterly confused look on my face.
“I know you’re not a celebrity but since you are wearing fancy sunglasses and a expensive looking coat, you look like a celebrity to me.” she said while smiling.
Awh I found that as a compliment! But I guess it wouldn’t hurt to sign ONE person’s little autograph note book thing. I signed it with : Ally D in cursive writing a little heart at the end. She screamed at my autograph and hugged me then ran off shouting:
“OMG ALLY D JUST SIGNED MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK! SHE’S THE NEWEST AND LASTEST CELEBRITY EVER! IF YOU DON’T GET HER AUTOGRAPH THEN YOU’RE A NOBODY! SHE’S STANDING RIGHT THERE SO HURRY!”
EXCUSE ME!? My dad is going to kill me with a spoon…
Then before I could even blink, a whole mob of teenagers, children… And even adults came rushing over to me with pens and notebooks in there hands. I just stood there not knowing what to do! I tried to make a run for it but I just couldn’t! Stay strong Ally! Stay strong!
“ALLY ALLY PLEASE SIGN MY MATH BOOK!”
“ALLY D! PLEASE SIGN MY FOREHEAD!”
" SIGN MY TOE ALLY?"
And that wasn’t even one one tenth of the people that came rushing to me!
After I finished signing what seemed like 1 million peoples random things. I layed down on the grass next to Tommy, tired and exhausted. Then 2 other figures came standing over me… Ugh! This never ends! I stood up and took off my sunglasses and I could have fainted because there stood Jaden and Willow Smith! Oh my gosh! But I was too tired to scream…
Then I noticed notebooks in their hands… And pens… Did they want… My… Autograph!?
“Can we please have your autograph?” asked Willow nervously.
“Hand me the notebooks” i said plainly.
They gave them to me without hesitating.
“And the pens…” i said again
They gave me their pens and I happily signed both of them. They both smiled at each other then Willow thanked me but Jaden just walked off…
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