Hetalia Oneshots

Sandy Situation (Nyo!PruHun)

Requested by: Guns_And_Rivers

Warning: Straight

Consider this an overdue Christmas Gift

Daniel nudged his date's shoulder. She groaned and glanced over at him. He looked smug. " Hey Julie, if you look to your right, you can sea the ocean in the distance."

She ignored his pun and followed his instructions to look to the side. He noticed her unusual quietness. " C'mon, don't be such a beach." He couldn't help himself and it was getting on her nerves.

" I vill turn zhis car around right now, Héderváry, if zhis doesn't stop!"

" Whale then."

She slammed on the breaks, nearly causing an accident for the cars behind her.

He put his hands on his hips. " What is wrong with you today?! Are you trying to get us killed with your terrible driving skills!?" He scolded her once they had pulled over onto the side of the road and he had dragged her into the grass to lecture her.

Her eyes were glued to the ground. She knew she probably shouldn't have stopped the car in the middle of the highway. That was a bad move. She thought of a quick excuse, " I blame jour puns."

" To whom would you place the blame if you killed someone."

" Jou."

" Then you'd be date-less."

She paused. "... zhat vould be un-awesome." She sighed. " Fine, I'm sorry."

Daniel snorted. " That works. Now get in the car, I'm driving us the rest of the way." Her shoulders slumped.

" Nein! I can drive, Danny!" She whined, getting in anyway. They shut the doors simultaneously.

Daniel stole an occasional glance at the beach. " You can smell the ocean from here!" He rolled down the window. Julie flicked his forehead.

" Jou're so veird, Danny." She smiled quietly at her boyfriend of four years. It was her birthday and they had gone to the beach. She was still a bit upset they spent the whole day driving, though.

He shot her a goofy grin as they turned onto a small road that wasn't paved very well. She held onto the handle of the door and the car bumped along and twigs snapped underneath them.

" I svear if jou mess up mein awesome car, I vill. . . Personally. . ." Her speech slowed as a beach house came into sight and a beautiful private beach along with it, " Destroy. . . Jou? Danny vhat is zhis place?"

" Vell, zhis is mein awesome family beach house zhat I kept a secret!" He crossed his arms and smirked, copying her accent poorly.

She irked. " Vhy vould jou hide zhis?" She climbed out of the car, following his lead, and gestured to their surroundings.

He laughed nervously. " I wanted it to be a special place!"

She growled. " Oh and our one year anniversary vasn't special to jou?! Instead jou took us to zhat crappy restaurant down zhe street zhat burnt down in front of our eyes!"

" HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEIR KITCHEN WAS A FIRE HAZARD!?"

" JOU LOOK AT ZHE RATING!"

" S-Shut up!"

Daniel huffed and began heading up towards the house. Julchen gave him a strange glance and reluctantly followed. Surprisingly enough, the inside was spotless. Not a speck of dust. The German almost thought someone lived here.