Level 1

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First Mission: be a child;
scream, kick your feet, be wild!

Side Quest: play a bit,
then get mad and throw a fit.

Mission Two: go to school,
then grow up and be a fool.

Get a job, find a wife,
plan out your entire life.

Buy a house, make a home,
have a child of your own.

"That was hard, now the end!"
Sorry, that's just level one, my friend.

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