Can't make any friends at all?
Are you hopeless or HElpLess?
Well i have just the thing for you Get a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.
A SQUIP.
it's a grey oblong pill quantum nano technology CPU the quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
Picture this nobody cares if you are late cuz even teachers think your great your weekends just a full on state of blow out blenders of teenage rock star splendors.
There are only small sideffects such as
- Leaving your best friend to cry in a bathroom
- Constant need of mountain dew red
-Low Self Esteem
- The Death of famous rappers
Other than that a squip is for you GET A SQUIP.
