Union Arc: I'LL GATTA

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(Jayce's P.O.V)

"AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!" I screamed in fear as the Dark Figure growls at me.

It suddenly grabs me by the collar and throws me out of the couch I was sleeping on. It then pins me to the wall. I struggled as it pushed my throat against the wall.

"Argh! Who are you? What do you want?" I asked in fear as I struggled to speak.

The figure narrowed its eyes at me.

"I was about to ask you the same thing." It said in a distorted male voice.

I took a quick glance at the character.

He wasn't a monster at all...

He's just a guy in a suit.

He had some light armor on. He had red eyes glowing on his grey faceplate. And curiously, he had small cat-like ears on the back of his helmet. He also had a short cape on his right shoulder...

And most curious of all...

He had a FUCKING ITALIAN ACCENT...

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"PPPPFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" I started laughing uncontrollably.

"OH MY GOD! AN ITALIAN ACCENT? SERIOUSLY? OH GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I laughed.

I'm usually able to control my laughter...

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WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING????

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FUCK! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY ANYMORE!

As I continue laughing, 'Cat-man' gets frustrated and throws me into-

*CRASH!*

Angela's now shattered glass coffee table...

Fuck...

And ouch...

That hurt...

I continue giggling to myself as Cat-man makes his way towards me.

"Answer me!" He yells at me as I run out of breath from laughing so hard.

"I (pant)...I don't know Mario...(pant) maybe your princess...(pant) in in another castle..." I manage to say.

This angers Cat-man, causing him to pick me up and perform a suplex on me-

*SLAM!*

-on to the wooded floor, breaking it...

Oww....

He then steps on my chest and starts to make menacing noises.

"GRRRHHH..." He growls at me, as his red eyes narrow. I just continue to giggle at him, which might have pissed him off even more...

But before he could do anything el-

*SMASH!*

Angela managed to sneak in and smash a lamp against the back of his head.

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