Duel Me Maybe: A Harry Potter Parody (Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen)

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  Lyrics:I heard a strange prophecy,A boy's going to kill meI killed his familyBut now he's in my head Horcruxes are what I made,I'm not looking to fadeI have to hide in the shade,But I've got you nowI look terrifying,No nose, eyes are glowin'Graveyard, blood is showin'Where do you think you're going, Harry?Hey, I just got you,With a portkey,But Cedric's here too,So Avada Diggory!I want to kill you,Yes, you Harry,But I need your blood,So duel me, maybe!Hey, I just got you,With a portkey,But Cedric's here too,So Avada Diggory!And all the Death Eaters,Came to meet me,Even Lucius,And he's a baby! I took my time coming back,But please cut me some slack,I stopped to take a snack,To be the immortalI kill, and curse, and stealI'm Voldemort for realI have absolute zealTo kill them allAll the muggles gone,With their mudblood spawn,With traitors, like Ron,We will rule the world, baby!Hey, I just got you,With a portkey,But Cedric's here too,So Avada Diggory!I want to kill you,Yes, you Harry,But I need your blood,So duel me, maybe!Hey, I just got you,With a portkey,But Cedric's here too,So Avada Diggory!And all the Death Eaters,Came to meet me,Even Lucius,And he's a baby!Before you came into my life,I caused terror,There was no error,I was so, so badBefore you came into my lifeI was doing so well,But then I tripped and fell,You foiled my plans (plans, plans)Hey, I just got you,With a portkey,But he's here too,So Avada Diggory!I want to kill you,Yes, you Harry,But I need your blood,So duel me, maybe!And all the Death Eaters,Came to meet me,Even Lucius,And he's a baby!Before you came into my lifeI was causing terror,There was no error,I was so, so badBefore you came into my lifeI was doing all wrong,I couldn't write a song,So duel me, maybe!  

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