fandom song parodys

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together: (Originally by Taylor Swift)

  lyrics: I remember when I met you the first time You were trying to do a stupid spell 'cause like You were showing off to Harry Potter But it turned out it was fake. (What?) You were always so mean to me "Mione, I like you and I swear I won't be mean, trust me." Remember how you asked me for homework? I say, "Don't copy," you take it, you copy, I hate you Ooh, we talked it out again last night But ooh, this time I'm jinxing you, I'm jinxing you We are never ever ever getting back together, We are never ever ever getting back together, You go talk to Harry, talk to Ginny, talk to Snape, But we are never ever ever ever getting back together Like, ever... I'm really gonna miss you failing class And me yelling and proving that I'm right And you would go away and find Lavender Brown A dumb brunette that's so much cooler than me Ooh, you flooed my house again tonight But ooh, this time I'm cursing you, I'm cursing you We are never, ever, ever getting back together We are never, ever, ever getting back together You go talk to Harry, talk to Ginny, talk to Snape (talk to Snape) But we are never ever ever ever getting back together Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah Oh oh oh I used to think Divination was stupid (stupid), But then Trelawney said "there's no forever" Uggg... so he comes to me and he's like, "I still love you," And I'm like... "I just... I mean I'm with Draco, you know, like, We are never getting back together. Like, ever" No! We are never ever ever getting back together We are never ever ever getting back together You go talk to Harry, talk to Ginny, talk to Snape, But we are never ever ever ever getting back together We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh, We, ooh, getting back together You go talk to Harry, talk to Ginny, talk to Snape (talk to Snape), But we are never ever ever ever getting back together