KATNISSCan't decide which boy I likeGale is buff, and Peeta's niceIn this dystopian futureDon't which cute dude is cuterEenie Meenie Minie MoeI'm Catching Fire down belowTwo dreamboats blowin' up my phoneI'm like a post apocalyptic Bridget JonesGALE OR PEETAIt's the end of the worldGALE OR PEETA These books catnip for girlsGALE OR PEETASci-Fi Chick FantasyTOO MUCH WEINERA Battle Royale with CheesePURE VELVEETAEverybody say Rue RUEEverybody say RueRUEPut 3 fingers in the air like you just don't careGive it up for my homies in district 12 GALEI don't get to eat enoughbut somehow I'm totally buffKATNISSYou were engaged to Miley C.So you might carry an STDPEETAC'mon Katniss please pick meI made myself look like a treePRESIDENT SNOWMarry that tree, or your family diesKATNISSEw, I hate when people set me up with guysGALE OR PEETAPeeta is hella cutePEETA FEVERBut Gale's a forbidden fruitHE'S MUCH LEANERGALEHey don't call me a fruitHE'S NO GENIUSI was named after a rootGALE Um, okay.KATNISSEvil Santa has blood breathHe laughs when kids fight to the deathKATNISSHis name is Snow cus he's not hotPRESIDENT SNOWHey that hurt my feelings a lot PEETAI can bake, but I can't swimKATNISSGod, you're a bigger wuss than PrimYou're such a damsel in distressMaybe you should be the one in the flaming dressGALE OR PEETAYou both are so poorly drawnMAYBE NEITHERYour acting's making me yawnHE'S NO BRANDOMust lead the revolutionSCREW THIS GAME SHOWNo time for getting it on
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FanficHi people this book will have; hunger games,under-tale and harry potter. comment your favourite and I may add it in the book.
