Wyatt :"I have crippling depression!1!1!"
or
"I said, whoever threw that..
Your Mom's a hoe!"Sophia :
"Hey, I'm Lesbian."
"I thought you were American?"
or
"I'M GAAAAY."
Jack :
"CHRIS, IS THAT A WEED?!?!?"
"No, it's a cray-"
"I'M CALLING THE
P O L I C E !"[ 911, What's your emergency? ]
Jeremy :
"Hurricane Katrina?
More like Hurricane Tortilla."or
"Mother trucker, dude.
That hurt like a buttcheek on stick."Chosen :
"Hey, uh, ahaha, hey.. it's ya boi, uh, skinny penis."
Nicholas :
"Hi, weLCOME TO CHILI'S!"
or
"LET'S MCFREAKING LOSE IT!
GET OUT OF YO MINDS!"Finn :
"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT
YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!""WHAT THE FRICK!"
Jaeden :
"I'm in me mum's car, broom broom."
"GET OUT ME CAR!"
Bill :
"THIS IS WHY MOM
DOESN'T LOVE YOU."
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Fanfiction˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ Pennywise buys his balloons from Party City, and YOU should too! :*・゚゚・* :*・゚゚・* :*・゚゚・*