Lucy Nine-Nine

Meet and Greet with the Devil

Hi, I'm Amy Santiago, a police/detective that works in the Nine-Nine precinct of Brooklyn, in the NYPD deparment. There I have my ravine, my mentor, Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, the pride, literally, of the precinct. He was one of the first Gay Black cop to become a captain, he is a legend. I wish that one day, he's smart morals and teachings help me to one day become captain, that is my only one wish. Meanwhile by now, I have to figure out what gift I should give him for Christmas and Birthdays. Then there is Rosa, well... all we know about Rosa is that she is a badass Latina that is intimidating and easily attracted to bad boys. She is the most mysterious from the squad, and in a year all that we could discover is that probably she has an apartment. Also there is Sargent Terry Jeffords, the yogurt lover, he is a kind man with a physicoculturist body that with 3 kids and a Wife, tried to protect use like family. Because in a way, we are a big multi-ethnicity family. And somebody has a crush on Sarge and that is Gina, "the 100 emoji" which her dances an psycoanalisis are inunderstandably unpredictalble. And believe me there isn't much more to describe but some things about her is that she is Holt's assistant, she is attracted by herself in a mirror, her spirit animal is a wolf and that she is having a baby with a Boyle cousin. Also, Boyle is his stepbrother because her mom an his dad married and also they had Sex. I know, it was really awkward. That is why, next we are going to talk about Charles Boyle, he is a great guy with a great hardworking heart that once he get a bullet in the butt for Rosa, he is the hero of our precinct. He has also a wierd culinary taste that nobody in the precinct enjoys, his favourite song is Consider Yourself by the Broadway Musical Oliver Twist and he early had a crush on Rosa. He is the sidekick and best friend of Jacob Peralta, my fiancee. The most funny, good looking, well-intentioned, immature and incredible person that I ever met. He is charming in every single way, and since the Halloween when he proposed me, I couldn't be any happier. Until he came.
We were all at our desks, Gina looking at a mirror,  Boyle germinating beans at his desk, Terry eating his 7 AM Yogurt, Rosa, Hitchcock and Scully eating a meal. Oh, I forgot.  Hitchcock and Scully are these farts,  eats and sitting down machines which they work here from the seventies,  created the buttlympics, sleep all day and dated each others wife. They were kind of dumb but we just go with it. So,  as I was telling before,  we were all at our desks and Jake and I were talking about or wedding plans that were 1 week ahead when the Captain stormed into the precinct and said:
- Good morning detectives,  we have news today. The Los Angeles Police Department has been burnt down by I quote, "God". So they came to Brooklyn to help us with some cases while they wait to the whole reconstruction of the building. And here now may I present you the head of the office, Detective Chloe Decker.
Detective Decker was this gorgeous blond woman which greet us with a smile and said:
- Hi everyone,  it would be a pleasure to work with you this week Im so glad to finaly met you and I hope we can do our best.
- And also is joining us Detective Dan Espinoza.
Said proudly Holt. Dan, was a tall handsome man that only wave at us and said hi. Then Holt introduce us:
- In forensics we also have Ella Gomez two points parentesis, oh, I get it, it's a smile.
- Hi new best friends!  It's me,  Ella,  suprcharmingly good,  and I'm so happy to see you, hug you and even kiss you.
Holt look disgusted at Ella and proceed.
- And we also got Masakeen Smith,  the bounty hunter wich might help us to catch the bad guys.
- Sup New Yorkers,  where can I get some hot guys and alcohol.
-I like this girl. 
Said Scully.
Then Holt continue presenting:
- And finaly we have this handsome and sarcastic guy wich it's main function is unclear and in his curriculum says "punisher of the bad and makes pretty good deals" , here is the "devil himself" or whatever this metaphore is susposed to mean, Lucifer Mornigstar.
- Hi,  I'm Lucifer and im single and hot for honnies.
Then Gina said:
- Sorry Devil but this Prada has its owner. By the way, I'm Gina Linneti,  the best thing that you will ever witness.
-Hi,  Rosa,  Single,  Simple,  but not desperate as you are
- OK... Hottie...
Then I decided to talk:
- Hi, I'm Amy Santiago and...
- Oh,  finaly,  somebody who is hot as hell,  Hi m'lady
-Emm,  excuse me...
-So do you wanna have Sex right now?
- What?  No!  I'm engaged you pervert
- Oh I'm sorry pretty little lier but I don't see any husband over here,  I only see a ring.
Then Jake came:
- Hi devil friend,  I'm Jacob Perallta and I heard a lot about you, thought I have a question... Did you see my Lego's?
-Legos?
-Yeah,  Legos, this little blocks that you can build what you want with only your imagination.
- Yeah Jake,  thank you for coming,  I was talking of you with Lucifer before.
- Wait, Wait a minute,  You, the sexy bombshell wich I'm supper attracted to, is dating this ugly dumb guy?
-Yeah,  and he is the perfect guy and he indeed is pretty hot.
-Wait what,  Are you flirting with my fiancee? And did you call me ugly?
-Well, this is akward, so I will go now, bye.
Lucifer leaves and Jake turns to talk to me:
- That's a wierd guy. Hey Ames...
-Yeah, What?
-I love you, a lot
-I love you too Jake.
Sarge came and told us:
-Briefing room, NOW!
So we went fastly for the morning announcements and tasks.
When we went in the Sargent began talking:
- Okay everyone we are going to devide the task force, Jake and Chloe you will investigate a double lovers homicide on a Brooklyn department on 22 street.
-All right, me and CloeClo were going to solve these case faster than you morons and destroy you.
-Ok Jake, slow it down, we are not going to destroy them, we are going to "murder" them.
Cloe and Jake laugh, they seemed to have a lot of fun together, but I wasn't jealous because I'm marring on a week so I'm totally fine with Jake having a friend, just a friend, that's it, right?
They Terry continue:
- Then Charles, Can you please help Ella acclimate to New York, I think is a danger having her alone without knowing anyting
-Ok Sarge, I will do my best to teach her everything and be her guardian angel
-Are you my brother Boyle, because I don't see any wings
Laughed Lucifer. Then Sarge keep on talking.
- Then, Rosa, go with Maze and track down the Pontiac bandit, this time, we are closer
- Let's catch this bastard!
- Hell yeah!
- Detective Espinoza, Gina, Holt and I will be recharged of organizing a party to celebrate your coming and finaly... Amy and Lucifer will going to solve The Smosh case. Any questions?
Wait, What? Me with him, no way, he is the worst, but it was the only way to know my first Youtuber's case. So I will have to suck all my tears in and accept it.

Start of Day 1...