(Hitchcock and Scully Task)
Even though you are waiting for the Amy and Lucifer Task, this is the most important Task, without me and Hitchock, This stories would be pointless, so we are going to start telling our tale.
Hitchcock and me are going to eat Nachos all day, that's what we have planed, we also are going to sleep a lot and go to the bathroom. Seems like a Wonderful good day. It is crazy how now french fries has more air in the package that before. We debated about that like for 6 hours. We took a regular nap when my phone rang.
- Hi, Hello
- Oh, it's me, Scully
- Scully, pathetic, I don't know who you are. I'm here calling you from Detective Santiago's phone. I'm Lucifer by the way and...
- Oh yeah, Lucifer Pizzas, I forgot we ordered there
- No you moron, I work now in your precinct now, don't you know me? Lucifer Morning Star... The new guy... The hot one... The one who wears suits...
- Nope, no idea
- arghhh, okay. We need help, we need back up. Amy has fainted and I took his phone and called the last person that called her. We need backup
- Oh yeah, I called her because I didn't knew were my burrito was.
- OK... Oh no, 1% battery, just call backu.....
He just hang. Without saying bye. What a rude man. It was the worst guy I ever talk, not polite much. This is why we decided with Hitchcock to take our deserved nap when a two guy came to take us out of the precinct with guns:
- Don't you dare to talk or we will blow your intestines off.
- Oh, no, please no, there is where my food goes.
- Shut The fuck up and get out of here.
Then they followed us out. He and his gang throw us into a wine coloured van and blindfolded us for us not to see and tight us with a rope. We drove for hours. But what they didn't know is that we knew were we were. We were at Santa Monica. That is why the rotten cheese smell with hints of peppermint. They stopped the van and got us out. Then the leader started talking.
- Do you know were Lucifer and Amy are?
- No, do you have food? I'm hungry.
Hitchcock said.
- I only ask the questions and you only fucking answer. Okay?
-Alright I love this game. How is it called?
The guys started speaking French and whispering. And for our luck, one day my parents forgot me on the Paris airport so I now a bit of French. They said something about stupid and letting us go. And so they did. They blindfolded us again and tight us with a rope and fastly we got to The precinct again. The man told us not to tell anything or it will take us the most precious thing that we have, the bending machine and our intestines.
And with that threat we were going to the Captain's party some minutes later like 07:30 and Holt told us that something had happened with Amy and Lucifer, I never heard that name in my life, and we were going to a small area of Central Park were ...
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