RIDDLES :D
Q. Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.
What am I?
A. A Rainbow
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Q. A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky.
Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing.
What am I?
A. A Butterfly.
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Q. A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.
A. I'm their daughter.
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JOKES
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.
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im sorry if this is too mean
YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.
your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.
your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.
your momma is so fat, she influences the tide.
Your mother is so stupid, on her application under education she put HOOKED ON PHONICS
your momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.
your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
your momma is so old, she proof read the ten commandments.
your momma is so stupid, on here application under sex, she put twice a week.
your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.
your mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train.
your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M's factory for throwing away all the W's.
