funny lol
Q. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A. A secret.
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Q. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
A. Darkness
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Q. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A. telephone book.
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Q. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A. chalkboard
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Q. What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
A. The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009!
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Q. What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A. doughnut.
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Q. What has to be broken before it can be used?
A. An egg.
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Q. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
A. Work - Employment
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