"Hey, Hey" my best friend yelled to me. "Hey" I sadly said back. "What's wrong?" she asked. I sighed "Nothing... I just I-" I got cut off "HEY" shouted Shrek "WHY ARE YOU IN MY SWAMP?!?!?!"
I froze. But then I remembered I must worship Shrek. I bowed down and took out every offering I had on me. My car keys, a chocolate bar, a lighter, syrup, and a blood covered knife. I praised my lord Shrek by clapping my hands in circles until I got so tired I fell to the mud. I can tell by Shrek's expression that he enjoyed this.
"You may stand pesent." Shrek spit in my face. I stood. "You have praised me so you get my respek, go find donkey my little bean. I got out of the mud and ran to the woods.
I froze once again, it was.....
Lord Farquad.
"Awww my sweet sweet pesent" he cried to me.
But I did not bow.
I would never ever bow.
To anyone except Shrek.
Especially not Lord Farquad.
