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My Loml
Babe

My Loml
Babe

My loml
Babe

Tom Parker's Girl
Plz stop

My loml
Where r u

Tom Parker's Girl
WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE
IN THE DAMN KITCHEN AGAIN
WHY DON'T WE HAVE
ANY DAMN NUTELLA

My Loml
Gimme a second
I'm coming down

Tom Parker's Girl
I'm so sorry Tommy
I love you so much

My Loml
It's okay baby girl
Pls stop crying

Tom Parker's Girl
No it's not okay
I have to pee 24/7
And I'm F A T

My Loml
And I'm a girl

Tom Parker's Girl
What?

My Loml
Oh...
I thought we were
stating things that
weren't true

Tom Parker's Girl
ASDFGHJKL
That's so fucking cute
I fucking love you man
L

et's get married

My Loml
I love you too
We are already
getting married babe
What was that
Loud bang?

Tom Parker's Girl
I'm TrYIng tO mAKe PanCaKeS

My Loml
Babe just sit down grab
yourself a glass of water
and I'll handle the cooking

Tom Parker's Girl
OH SO NOW YOU THINK
I'M INCAPABLE OF COOKING
MY OWN MEAL?!!!

New groupchat
Help Me!!!!

Penis Parker added Thing 1 and Thing 2 to the groupchat

Thing 1
Make it quick
I'm a busy man

Thing 2
Why am I Thing two?

Penis Parker
Never mind that
Y/N is....

Thing 1
Pregnant?
Yeah we know this...
Tell me something
I don't know

Thing 2
But seriously why am I Thing 2

Thing 1
Seb shut the hell up

Thing 2
SeB sHUt thE HeLl uP

Thing 1
I stg

Thing 1

Penis ParkerCan we get back to the helping me

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Penis Parker
Can we get back to the helping me

Thing 2
No not until
Anthony apologizes

Thing 1
hahahahahahahah

Penis Parker
Could you pls just humor us

Thing 1
Fine
Seb I'm sorry that you're
such a sore loser

Thing 1
Whatever
First is the worst
Second is the best

Penis Parker
As Y/N would say
Aren't y'all supposed to
be grown ass men?

Thing 1
Okay but you aren't Y/N
So shut up Penis Parker

Thing 2
Yeah shit up Penis Parker

Thing 1
What has become of my life
Anywhore what do u need squirt?

Penis Parker
How do I deal with
the mood swings
and the cravings...

Thing 2
Don't know why
this is any of my
concerns

Penis Parker
I couldn't ask anyone else
RDJ would laugh

Thing 1
And we wouldn't?

Penis Parker
Yeah
But then I hoped
you guys would at least
give some good advices

Thing 1
If I can recall
Cole told you to
wrap it before you tap it

Thing 2
Tip only

Thing 1
OH HELL SEBASTIAN
BOUT TO BLOCK YO ASS

The end


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