JIMMY 🦌 Is this bc you saw Remus and Lily practically fuckin at the party
PETER 🐀 Jealousy is a disease Sirius
YOU no shut up it's not about them i met them last night and i actually really like them
YOU look at the pictures i found ON MY PHONE
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PETER 🐀 I'm fuckin cackling
JIMMY 🦌 NO WAY
JIMMY 🦌 YOU HATE HER WHAT THE FUCK
PETER 🐀 This is by far the best thing to come from this party
PETER 🐀 Minus the drunk couple that fucked while Mary was snapchatting
JIMMY 🦌 I wanna know who they were
YOU that's it im never getting drunk again
YOU white girl wasted? trailer park trashed? frat boy intoxicated? i don't know them— is that a sauce?
PETER 🐀 Real talk does she have those pics cause you KNOW she'll post them and everyone will think y'all are all good again
JIMMY 🦌 Ppl would actually like her again yikes™
YOU itll be a cold day in hell before i forgive her
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( LILY FLOWER and YOU (RAY OF SUNSHINE) )
YOU I'm Emo
LILY FLOWER aren't u always
YOU Please ask why so I can whine
LILY FLOWER remus why r u emo?
YOU That guy we met last night, Sirius Black, has a boyfriend :(
LILY FLOWER wait what
LILY FLOWER who???
YOU James Potter :/
YOU The one with curly hair and weird instagram posts
YOU I think you guys have history class or something together?
LILY FLOWER ya we do
LILY FLOWER didn't kno they were dating
YOU I feel like I'm getting close to being ready to come out but I can't tell if it's just because of thirst
LILY FLOWER sirisu is 15/10 good lookin
YOU I know! But he's also really kind and funny
YOU It's rude tbh
YOU I'm not sure what I should do I need advice
LILY FLOWER the only advice u need is not to be a home wrecker
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" EVERY 90S GIRL GROUP " ( MARLENE, DORCAS, MARY, ALLY, and YOU (LIL) )
YOU calling the counsel of wise ass bitches together
YOU i need advice
DORCAS shoot baby girl
MARY Yeah what's wrong?
MARLENE Do I need to kick someone's ass?
YOU no im ok
YOU boy trouble
YOU remus wants to take a shot at sirius black but thinks he's dating potter which i guess he could be but im p sure he's not
YOU and obviously i want ray to be happy but it's nice having a boyfriend who doesn't expect much of anything from you?
YOU like... no one hits on me anymore and i don't get harassed ppl just leave us alone except potter didn't realize ive had a boyfriend this entire time and he only just stopped asking me out
YOU i wanna bask in it yanno
YOU should i let ray do his thing or let him think sirius is unavailable
MARLENE As a certified lesbian™ I say let! my! gay! boys! rise!
DORCAS if he's dumb enough that he can't figure out that they aren't dating that's not your issue
MARY Wait do you like Remus romantically?
YOU i mean... yeah
MARY Oh honey
ALLY Late to the party but I have opinions!
ALLY You need to tell Remus the whole truth: James and Sirius aren't actually dating and that you like him
ALLY He can deal with the rest
YOU how do we know they aren't dating
YOU because if they were i wouldn't have anything to worry about
YOU and ritas blog seems to suggest they are jus sayin
