Chapter Three

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"I don't think my kitchen is capable of withstanding food fights." Yoongi coughed, laughing a bit as he looked at Hoseok. Who was covered in flour as well as himself.

"Shush," The younger laughed as well. "Cake was your idea."

"The flour is literally the same color as my skin." Hoseok hummed in response, pouring chocolate syrup on the shorter's head. "Ewwww~"

"Don't eat that. It tastes gross when it's not mixed in milk or on something else."

"Is this what ice cream feels like?"

"What?"

"Ice cream. Cos I'm cold, white, and covered in chocolate syrup."

"You put flour on your ice cream?"

"It's literally the same color as my skin there's no difference. Also no what. Unless I'm mochi I don't think there's flour in ice cream."

"Mochi is great."

"I love mochi."

"I like cake, but that's not going anywhere."

"You could probably throw me in the oven and I'll turn out as cake."

"Cooked human doesn't sound appetizing."

"I said I'll turn out as cake!"

"Cooked human flavored cake."

"I mean that's one way of cremating someone."

"Don't die."

"Too late on that, should've told me that last year."

"Huh?"

"It's nothing, I'll tell you about that some other time."

"If I ever come back," Hoseok laughed.

"Huh?"

"If I ever come back~"

"Oh."

"I'm kidding~!"

"Okay."

"When do you want me to come back?"

"You can come over whenever."

"Okay~"

"Mhm."

"Maybe we can invite Ggukie over."

"Mhm."

"Wanna call him?"

"My phones too far away~"

"Ugh, I'll call him," Hoseok laughed, taking out his phone.

"We should probably take a shower first."

"True."

"The chocolate's starting to dry oh god upstairs we go.' Yoongi cringed, shuffling out of the kitchen and upstairs. Hoseok followed close behind.

"You shower first."

"You think I was gonna let you shower first while my hair is being dried together?" Yoongi laughed, taking off his shirt and throwing it in his bin of dirty clothes. The younger quickly spun around, not looking.

"I mean, that's why I said you first."

"Why are you turning around, I'm not stripping fully out here and getting my carpet dirty."

"It's respectful or something."

"Respectful my ass, Jeongguk's seen me butt naked and he just slaps my ass as he passes."

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