Witch's Dare // Yoonseok

Chapter Twelve

"What're we gonna name the kitten?" Hoseok hummed, petting the animal in his lap.

"Suki's a cute name~" Yoongi hummed. "Hi baby girl~" the elder cooed, scratching behind the felines ear, who purred quietly and rubbed her head against the pale boy's hand.

"Suki it is, then."

"She's so cute~"

"Mhm~"

"She's like, the size of my hand."

"I know~"

"What a babe." Yoongi joked, watching as Suki fell onto her back and rubbed her head against Hoseok's knee.

"The best."

"Taehyung has competition."

"I don't think she's a hybrid."

"Still. Also she might be you never know."

"If you're a hybrid do human."

"Okay well this is obviously a newborn kitten and I'm pretty sure Jeongguk didn't know how to willingly shift."

"True."

"That'd be adorable though I love babies."

"Yes~!"

"She's so cute it hurts."

"Yes~"

"Namjoon and Seokjin should make children."

"Please."

"And hopefully produce girls because like imagine if they had a boy they'd be all over the place."

"You act like they can produce anything manly."

"Given I've been nailed by Kim Namjoon I think I can say they could have a boy."

"Girls can top."

"Girls who power bottom are amazing like fucking Christ but like their girls would be so cute I can't even."

"Who says she wouldn't be a lesbian?"

"Okay, let's say they have two girls. One of them would be the most bisexual lesbian you've ever met, the other would probably be straight."

"Yeah."

"Or like a closeted pansexual that comes out by walking in with a girl one day and just go 'hey meet my girlfriend' and then walk away."

"Oh my god."

"Or she's just violently screeching a Lady Gaga song around the house. Or for fucks sake she might even just bake a cake, cut it, and have the words of whatever sexuality she is baked in the cake and just leave."

"Oh my god."

"Tae, Kook, and Jimin would have boys."

"All boys and they'd be the cutest things ever."

"They'd be puppy, bunny hybrids and mermaids and like forty percent human."

"Awe."

"Would being a mermaid be a recessive or a dominate gene? Cos like, they might not even be that if they have two other hybrid genes."

"I have no idea," Hoseok laughed. "They better be puppies, though. That would be the cutest thing."

"Mermaid Pups and Mermaid Buns."

"Awe."

"Because if neither of them have the mermaid gene Jimin would be so devastated."

"Awe."