Their Best Friend. {fa}

sixteen

Friday November 17, 2017

Alex;

"Hey guys, it's Alex or FaZe Adapt and today is a very special video. I'm going to prank my girlfriend, Kylie." I speak to the camera.
I add, "I don't know if she'll believe me though because we haven't dated for that long. So she'll probably think it's too 'early' to break up."
I prop the camera in its position, "Okay, let's get the prank started."
I yell, "Kylie! Come here!"
She enters the room, "Hm?"

She tries kissing me but I back away.
"What's wrong with you?" She says.
"No. I can't handle this relationship thingie anymore. I need my fucking space. You're here, with me, twenty four seven, and it's fucking annoying." I say, laughing in my mind because I can't out loud.
"What do you mean I don't give you space? Was I with you two minutes ago? No, I wasn't." Her eyes start to water.

Aw, baby. I just want to hug her but I have to keep acting.
"You just fucking annoy me. Just go away." I open the door waiting for her to exit.
"You asshole." She says before leaving.

I turn to the camera and laugh. I grab the camera and go downstairs.

I see Kylie crying in her car.

Once she sees the camera her mouth forms into an 'o'.
She opens her door, "I fucking hate you, Alexander. Don't talk to me."

She gets out of the car, closes the door,  locks her car, slightly pushes me, then stomps inside.
"Guys, we got her!" I say to the camera.
"Baby, come here!" I yell to Kylie, who is about to open the door.

She huffs than comes back.
"Give me a kiss." I say, putting my arm around her shoulder.
"No, you pranked me. Oh yeah, one more thing. You just started war."

[~]

I'm still shook because Lil' Yachty joined FaZe. At first I thought he was joking. But when he put FaZe Clan in his Twitter bio, I was like..."Oh shit, this is real."

Saturday November 11, 2017
11:49 pm , EST
360 words.

Edited.
3/1/2018
10:40 pm , EST
360 words.