Their Best Friend. {fa}

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Wednesday November 29, 2017

Kylie;

"Hello, Ky Army! I hope all of you are having an amazing day. Today I'm about to pull a FaZe Rug on Alex. I'm going to act like I want a baby, like right now. This is my revenge for when he pranked me. So let's get the prank started." I speak to the camera.

I hid the camera under a pile of clothes.
"Alex!" I yelled.
He opened the door, "I'm going to Taco Bell right now-"
I cut him off, "This isn't about the Taco Bell."

Don't laugh...don't laugh...
"Come here." I add.
"Why are you being so...not yourself?" He asks, slowly walking towards me.
"Just come here, Alex." I pat the spot of my bed.
"What's up?" He asks, and sits next to me.
"I want a baby." I say.
"What? Didn't you say we would have one only if we got married?" He scrunches his eyebrows together.
"But I want one now. It would be so cute to have a mini me or a mini you running around." I get on top of him.
"Babe, slow down. I'm not ready for a kid. I have other priorities." He says.
"Please, baby. Do it for me." I kiss him.
"Well, if that's what you really want..." He sighs.
"Really?" I ask.
"Yeah." He says, connecting our lips.
I pull apart, "But-"
"Shh." He reconnects our lips.
"Alex, do you actually want a baby?" I ask.
"Yeah, don't you?" He responds.
"Alex..." I sigh.

This is really overwhelming.
"What, baby?" He asks, his hands on my waist.
"This is a prank." I say.
"I know, I saw the camera!" He explains, pointing at the cam.
"Fucking shit!" I yell.
"Haha, nobody can prank me!" He smiles.
"Fuck you." I playfully roll my eyes.

I get off of the bed and grab the camera.
"Okay, Ky Army. This was a fail, but I'll get him someday. Anyways, I'm going to end this video. I'll see you guys next Thursday. Bye, Kylinators!" Alex and I wave at the camera.
"Okay, let's go get Taco Bell."

[~]

Go check out my book called 'My Not-Private Diary'. It's about my life. By the way, Ky Army and Kylinators is what she calls her fans.

Saturday November 18, 2017
12:22 am , EST
395 words.

Edited.
3/3/2018
3:56 pm , EST
399 words.