placebos. (Eddie Kaspbrak x Reader)

01 The New life

 My dad hooked up with Maggie Tozier when she visited Paris for a class trip back in high school. I think it's absolutely amazing how she was able to fuck two completely different guys in one night. Where the fuck were the teachers? Oddly enough, she ended up having twins who had separate biological dads. I honestly don't know how that's genetically possible, but it happened! Since she was a young mom, and could only manage one kid, she ended up sending me back to France so my dad could take care of me. Sadly, he ended up sending me back to Maggie since he wanted me to have a "better life." The fuck. I'm a 13 year old, foreign girl moving to America by herself, with the last name Tallulah, it couldn't get worse than this. At least I know English since my dad has a thing for American chicks.

Y/N POV

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I opened my eyes to see Richie screaming in my face 

"WAKE UP! This just in it is Y/N Tallulah Tozier's first and last day at school!" his news reporter voice gets worse by the day. 

" Oh mon dieu, je suis réveillé ." I told Richie.

 "Huh?" Richie's face looked puzzled

 "Just get out of the room so I can change dipshit."

 "Ok geez, mom said be down in 10 minutes." Richie slightly giggled and ran downstairs. 

When I finally got out of bed, I walked over to my closet and looked for an outfit. I decided to go with a simple shadowy green and blue flannel with a gray cami under it. I paired it with some high waisted jorts and Richie's old Nikes.

Ready for the day.

I started to head downstairs. 5 steps down and I started to feel a presence behind me. I turned around quickly, fuck those horror chicks turning as if it wasn't their last night.

Nothing was there.

"La baise?" 

 Not even a minute of me being downstairs, Richie grabbed my arm and dragged me out the door. 

"WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!" He let out a piercing screech.

I could feel my ears bleed.

~Time skip to lunch at school~

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I guess lunch isn't my strong suit in America. I walked around the cafeteria to find tons of tables yet no one would offer me a seat. Tsk tsk. At least my brother welcomed me with open arms. Literally. This dude really waved his arms around in the air to get my attention.

Richie POV

I waved my arms around to get Y/N's attention. A lunch with Billiam, Stanley, and Edward surely would give her a few new friends to bother. I knew she didn't have any, so I just HAD to help this damsel in distress. Aren't I just a modern day Mother Teresa. 

"Mother Teresa IS the modern day Mother Teresa, idiot." Eddie's squeaky little chipmunk voice caught me off guard.

"What is this?! You can hear my inner monologue?!" I yelled.

 "You said that whole 'inner monologue' out loud. AND I DO NOT HAVE A CHIPMUNK VOICE!" I could hear the strain in Ed's voice

We argued back and forth until an almost snotty voice interrupted.

"Uh hey?" Y/N stood at the edge of the table confused.

"SIT! M'lady take a seat right next to sir Eddie spaghetti over here with the billboard forehead!" 

She sat and began to poke at her chicken nuggets.

"Are you gonna eat that?"

Y/N POV

  After a solid 5 minutes, the boys finished their bickering and turned to me. 

"Eddie, Bill, and Stan...May I introduce Ms. Y/N Tallulah!" Richie pointed to each one of them. 

 I slightly waved trying to be friendly. They all greeted me except Eddie. It felt like he was staring into my soul. Stealing my inner thoughts and trying to possess me kinda shit.

"Where are you from, Y/N? I knew Richie has some long lost twin, but I didn't know it was a sister. You guys barely look a like anyway." A tall, fairly pale, curly headed boy asked, his name is Stan but it sounds cooler if I describe him.

"Oh, I just moved here from Paris. I was living there with my dad since our mom didn't want me I guess." It all came too natural to say my mom didn't want me. It's whatever though.

"It's not that mom didn't want you. She probably saw you as a threat to me, I am the favorite child." Richie batted his eyelashes as he performed in like a kingsly, british, voice.

We ended up just rambling on and on about random shit just to pass the lunch time.

 "S-so Y/N, we're g-going to the b-barrens tomorrow. If you w-want to c-come." Bill gave me a warm smile. 

I shrugged and smiled back at him. "Where ever Richie goes I go, I'm basically his legal guardian." 

Eddie smirked a little.

He does kinda look like a chipmunk.

 Right on cue, the bell rang and we all left.

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Word count: 869
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