Y/N POV
"My mom's friend lives in New York and and she got aids b-by a dirty subway pole, through a hang nail, THROUGH A HANG NAIL!" Wheezy complained.
"Wheezy, wheezy, wheezy, wheezy..." I calmly continued on as I rode next to him.
"A-And we can amputate arms and legs, but how do you amputate a waist-" I cut Wheezy off.
"Cut it off? Half to pee through a tube? I don't know. You need to calm down, Eds." We arrived in the alley way next to the pharmacy.
"Don't call me Eds. You don't have the rights to call me Eds yet." He stuck his tongue out at me.
"That's rough, buddy." I lightly pushed his bike over.
Eddie POV
"Um Y-Y/N stay out h-here with Ben." Bill told Y/N
"But-" I started
Richie looked at me and smirked.
"Whatever, keep him company I guess." I scoffed.
We walked inside the pharmacy and glanced at some of the merchandise.
I walked next to Richie and poked him.
"How does she know all that?" I whisper yelled.
"Know what?" He headed to the candy isle
"How does she know about graywater, my nicknames, THE RANDOMESS SHIT THAT HAS TO BE MORE THAN A COINCEDENCE TO KNOW!!??" I flailed my arms around.
"One: of course I told her your nicknames, spaghetti and two: maybe you guys are soulmates or something." He grabbed two airheads and a pack of gummy bears.
I'm 13, there's no way I could've met my soulmate already. Mom said she didn't meet her soulmate until after she was married.
"Um...ok? Anyways, here's a list of the things Y/N said we need, I'm going to go check on Ben." I started for the door.
"Sure you are." I Richie said, a little bitchiness in his voice.
I walked back towards the alley. Y/N was grabbing things from my second fanny pack.
"What are you doing?!" I ran over to them.
"Checking the cut, duh. We have to make sure he doesn't have an infection. Don't wanna end up having to 'amputate his waist.'"
"Whatever..." I sat down on a milk crate next to Ben.
Richie POV
I walked over to the guys and handed them the list.
"Can we even afford all this?" Bill asked grabbing the things.
"This is all we got." Stan held up three dollars.
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placebos. (Eddie Kaspbrak x Reader)
FanfictionYou're the sister of Richie Tozier. That's it That's the description. (the old title was Float with Me)