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Sexy man-wall

When I say this wall was the hottest wall I'd ever seen.... At closer inspection I realized this wall wasn't a wall at all. The wall, erm boy I ran into wasn't just any average high school boy. No, he was the most popular guy in school. Every girl wanted him, he practically had a cult following of hoe ass bitches. Funny how I know that considering I've never been to this school before in my life...

His name was.... Hmm I actually don't know his name... As I stood there trying to figure out his name. What was it.... I'm pretty sure it started with an A... maybe a W? A loud growl interrupted my thoughts.

I looked up and realized the man-wall was staring down at me. He was at least 8 feet tall. And his muscles bulged deliciously out of his tight fitting black T-shirt. He looked suspiciously like Francisco Lachowski. Someone should really check that situation out. Maybe he's being cloned because a lot of high school boys in romance novels seem to look like him.

Finally he spoke, "Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to apologize nerd?" His voice was deep and manly, it was like rough butter if you know what I mean.

"S-sorry. I'll watch where I'm going next time..." I stuttered out and then scurried away. My cheeks were burning because I was blushing so hard. Suddenly I tripped over a rock on the ground. I felt a pair of manly arms grab me just before my face slammed into the ground. Suddenly I was falling again and my body smashed against the concrete. Oh no my squirrel I thought hopefully it wasn't crushed in the fall! Suddenly I heard an angry but oh so sexy voice.

"My name's Dickson, you dirty book whore, how could you not know my name?! I was gonna help your bitch ass but YOU didn't know who I was so your stank ass doesn't deserve my help." He then spat on me and ran away into the ominous forest that happened to be located right next to my high school.

That was weird I thought. How did he know I didn't know his name. I didn't ask, maybe I did but I don't think I did... I check the contents of my potato sack and see that my maybe dead squirrel (still not sure) is ok, and that's all that matters. I shrug off the weird sexy man- wall encounter and head towards the school.

I walk into the front office of my new school. There was a grumpy looking middle aged lady sitting behind the front desk.

"Hi, I'm Ugg. L. Lee, and it's my first day here-" I try to introduce myself but she cuts me off.

"I know who you are. You're the first new student we've had in years here's your schedule. Don't cause trouble. Now leave me alone because it's almost my break time and I want to cry in the back room while watching cat videos as usual and you are cutting into that time." She said gruffly while handing me a piece of paper with my schedule on it.

"Dusty vag bitch." I whisper under my breath as I walk down the hall. But before I get far something blocks my path to my first class. I look up to see a bleached blonde bimbo. She had about 10 pounds of makeup on her face and shorts that went so far up her ass I wasn't sure tif she could ever dig them back out of her ass of if they were permanently stuck up there.

She spoke her shrill voice taking my attention off of my concern for her ass. "I heard you were talking to MY man. Stay away from him skank of else you'll regret it!"

Author's note: Wow I actually updated, I wonder how Ugg. L Lee will handle this situation. Remember that squirrel she has in her potato sack? 🙃😉