The gypsies curse

  Lisa was a pretty judgemental girl all her life she thoght people were dumb for believing in things like curses gods and heavens and hells
She was all too smart to be foiled into believing such garbage but of course her dumb brother had to drag her to something as stupid as a gypsy to to tell her future her name was Florica and she was a world famous fortune teller
It was so dumb and they were all fake Lisa just wanted to go home but her brother kept telling her it would be fun

Lisa and Bart went to visit a famous gypsy's who moved to town who was said to be able to use magic and even tell the future
Lisa said "god Bart cant we just leave already its all smoke and mirrors every time why are we here"
Bart said "no way I herd she's the real deal I was told that once she was insulted by some drunk guy in a bar she used her magic curses to turn him into a chicken!

Lisa was frustrated and fed-up "Bart do you have any idea how dumb that sounds? she cant put curses in people and ill prove it to you!
Lisa than entered The gypsy's room Lisa was pretty shocked to see that instead of some old hag Florica was a very beautiful looking women with long black curly hair shiny smooth brown skin and a perfect body
Florica smiled "ah are you my next guest? I'm almost ready if you just wait outside ill..."
Lisa cut her off "admit your nothing but a fake!

Florica suddenly looked up with a slightly angry look "young lady I am far from fake my magic is very real now if you would just,,"
Lisa cut her off again "oh shut up idiots like you take money from bigger idiots like my brother every year its all a lie you dont have powers your just a fake stealing peoples money and you know what I bet this crystal ball is as fake as you!
She than smashed the ball onto the ground cracking it a little
Florica was so angry "you foolish child you should of never messed me with me!

Lisa smiled "yeah or what?
Suddenly Florica started talking in tongues her words didn't make sense
Florica than started speaking English again "you want real magic ill give you magic I curse you too a life of gluttony till you make up for your cruel insults"
"Till than you will gain weight everyday sometimes you will gain big amounts of weight out of no were and all food you eat will be very fattening no matter what food it is and no matter how big you get you will steal becoming even bigger you have bean cursed Lisa Simpson!

Lisa decided to leave the crazy women and go home with Bart she told him she was right Lisa thought she was crazy.

  It was the next day, and Lisa was still in her pajamas and in bed. Last night wasn't too eventful after that Gypsy, but she still had to stay up until one in the morning to work on a School Project.
"Ahh... good morning, woOOAAAAH!" Lisa said, falling flat on her face when she got out of bed.
It turned out she had gained a few pounds last night, her once perfectly thin and healthy body turned into a chubby, bloated one. The sudden shift of weight in her body caused her to fall out of bed unintentionally.
"What the... huh?" Lisa wondered, she then headed into the bathroom to see how much she weighed.
"350 POUNDS?" Lisa screamed, noticing that was even larger than dad.
But Lisa tried to stay calm, maybe this was just some natural weight gain, maybe her metabolism slowed down as she aged or something.
When Bart came in to see what happened, he laughed, "Oh my god, Lisa, you gain a ton! Did you eat dad or something?"
"You want something, boy?" Homer said, also coming up to see what the ruckus was about.
"No, just look at Lisa! She weighs more than you now!" Bart mocked.
"Shut up, I do not!" Lisa roared, her fat chins flopping.

Lisa headed downstairs angry, her pajamas very tight along her skin.
She sat in her chair, which creaked under her weight.
"Oh, honey look at you." Marge sighed, looking at Lisa's now fattened body, "Here, have some French Toast. That usually cheers you up."
"Not today, mom..." Lisa said, "I'm too fat to eat anything."
"Oh, just because you put on a few pounds doesn't mean you can't eat just one." Marge convinced.
Lisa heard her grumbling belly, "Well, I suppose one couldn't hurt..."
Lisa took a bite out of her meal, and felt her body vibrate with each bite. But she didn't think anything of it for now, she just had to get to school.