It was a bright summers day. The wind blowing back my hair like I was in a slow motion scene in a movie. The trees rustled together. And under that tree lied the most beautiful babe.
My name was Kenneth. And that's my normal intro.
So I went up to her, I said "my name was kenneth, wag1 babes wats your bbm pin. Damn you fine. Let me get all up in you tonight"
She hesitated. This led me to believe it didn't go well. But she agreed. And we both exchanged bbm pins. At this point I was confident. So I went to her friend. And said the same thing. "Ayyyyyy yo babes what's your bbm pin, my name's Simon, it was Kenneth. But not after that Ice cream heist."
That minute she was up on me. I was her climbing frame. It felt awkward. Being that I had to go get other girls bbm pins. I tried to put her down but she wouldn't let go. That minute I picked her up by the throat. And said "babes I just want that bbm pin. I don't want no sex. Just give me your bbm pin. And let me leave."
She cried and tried to guilt trip me. I couldn't handle it. So I through a mean right hook. To her face. She stopped crying. She wasn't even conscious. But that didn't stop me. So I took her back to my place. Put her on the couch. Face up. And you can guess what I did.
I sat down next to her. While I waited for her to wake up, the cheeky bitch i thought. Using my damaging right hook. To get her to my place. After 2 mins of not waking up I moved her to my bed. But my bed was one of those beds that you needed to be naked to enjoy. So me Simon. Undressed her. From above the quilt so I couldn't see anything. After all I was gay. So I didn't really want to.
She woke up and accused me of rape. I just said "babes you giving me your bbm pin or what? I ain't trying to rape a girl. Thats disgusting. She then gave me her bbm pin. And left. I then jumped out the window. Cause the owners of this apartment came back.
