lol #RELATABLE {Complete}

Officer

Woman: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding

Woman: oh, I see

Officer: Can I see your license please

Woman: I'd give it to you but i don't have one

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman:Lost it 4 times for drunk driving

Officer: I see....... Can i see your vehicle registration papers please 

Woman: i can't do that 

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car

Officer Stole it?

Woman: And i killed and hacked up the owner

Officer: you what?

Woman: His body parts are in a plastic bag in the trunk if you want to see. 

*The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car, and call for back up. within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun*

Officer 2: Ma'am could you step out your vehicle please!

Woman: IS there a problem sir?

Officer 2: one of my officers told me you have a stolen car and killed the owner

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Could you open your trunk please

*The woman opens trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk*

Officer 2: Is this your car ma'am?

Woman:Yes, here are the registration papers

*The first officer is stunned*

Officer 2: one of my officers claims that you don't have a drivers license. 

*The women digs in her hand bag and pulls out a wallet and hands it to the officer*

*Officer looks quite puzzled*

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me that you stole this car, didn't have a license, and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha that lying B****** told you i was speeding to.