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Things to do in public

1. Scream at someone "Your one of them" Back away slowly

2. Look at someone through glass and say "WOW i'm hideous

3. Go to Pet-smart and buy bird seed, ask how long it will take for the birds to go 

4. Find a child and tell them your him/her from the future

5. Throw a small plastic ball at someone and yell "get in your ball you stupid Pokemon"

6. When the money comes out of the ATM yell "I won! i won! i won!.

7. Bring a desk in an elevator, ask people if they have an appointment

8. Fill empty and clean windex bottle with blue Gatorade, drink then double over in pain

9. Go up to random people at the mall, hold up your ID, and yell "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN!"