Everything was happy in the Hispanic town of juanaaasasasa except for that ugly troll. He stayed underneath that ugly bridge for no apparent reason.
People in that town thought he was watching porn or got disowned by his mom. But they were right, but not entirely right for he holds a dark secret.
The troll lived in the village as a wittle girl and was hawt like salsa from the desert with no water unless you hallucinated water and drank sand.
She done did it with em boys and beat them at checkers and other hard core board games. She was a virgin, olive virgin oil to be exact.
She sold milk shakes that came from her cow with the handkerchief that brought all the boys to the yard. She became rich and bought herself an iguana and a monkey cuz why the fuck not?
She also had a hamster that was ugly and a rooster that was red for reasons.
But everything changed...
Because there was a NEW NEIGHBOR IN TOWN AND SHE WAS UGLY AND SPOKE IN THIRD PERSON: it was DORA
Within a week the wittle girl noticed the dramatic change in her life: HER COW WAS PAINTED FUCKING BLUE BECAUSE OF THAT DORA!
HER IGUANA HAD EYELASHES! HER MONKEY HAD BOOTS! HER HAMSTER BECAME A MECHANIC, ONE STEP AWAY FROM BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! HER ROOSTER HAD DIABETUS! AND ALLLL of dis is Dora's fault.
Then next morning the wittle girl woke up and SHE HAD A PENIS! "DORA CHANGED MY GENDER!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. The wittle girl now hormonal boy was hairy and ugly, like a troll.
He could hear the sounds of "We did it!" around the corner. The hormonal boi ran to the bridge and hid like a sad person or a tumbler user for 5 years until he regained enough confidence to kick a 6 year old's ass.
This.IS. Revenge.
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Get off of my Bridge! A Dora the Explorer Story
FanfictionHey do you remember that grump troll who lived under that bridge? Well he's back and ready for revenge for reasons, read more to find out why the hell this ugly fuck is grumpy.
