The hairy hormonal boi or sad tumbler user or troll heard the sound of footsteps on the top of his roof.
"It'S THE BITCH!" He yelled as he came up from his poorly made bridge.
But he was wrong, for it was TGE POLICE.
The police theme song started to play:
WE THE PO PO
WE SAW YOU SO
You BOUT TO GET ARRESTED
YOU CAN"T BUILD HOUSES BELOW BRIDGES
The theme song ended, leaving troll confused on what the frick the po po wanted. "THE wha?" he said.
The po po cried because it took so long to come up with lyrics and cartography for the song. "Ur under arrest for owning a house under private property and for hurting our feelings."
But then the police police came and arrested the po po because they were arresting people for not enjoying their performances.
It was a weird morning.
Then Dora and her slave monkey came skipping with a basket of rum and rubbing alcohol.
"Hey Boots look! It's the grumpy troll!"
They laughed like a bunch of popular lunch table people. The trololol was very angry.
"You wanna play games?! HERE'S YOUR RIDDLE: WHATS FAT AND HAS SNEAKERS?!"
Boots:"Umm a fat runner guy?"
"NO ITS DORA HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHALOLLKOLOOLOOO"
Then the troll ripped up a piece of wood from the bridge and wacked boots.
Sound effect: OVER KIIIIILLLLL
Then he bonked Dora on the head and took her rum and rubbing alcohol. Troll dragged Dora's body under the bridge.
Ravage is coming.......
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Get off of my Bridge! A Dora the Explorer Story
FanfictionHey do you remember that grump troll who lived under that bridge? Well he's back and ready for revenge for reasons, read more to find out why the hell this ugly fuck is grumpy.
