Get off of my Bridge! A Dora the Explorer Story

Chapterto Quantrololo: The Final Chapter

It was a epic showdown that took place in a sand box cause deserts are expensive and Dora  was six and didn't have a job. Every animal/human arrived at the playground to see what was about to go down. Dora's parents were there and they were ashamed for they found out that they gave birth to a disappointment that was mistaken as a football as a baby, therefore going to the super bowl against (a team) vs (another team) only for the team they were hoping to win loose. And Dora had a concussion ever since. Backstories aside, this was going to be a weird ass battle.

At high noon, the sun rose to it's limits for it wished that it was not in orbit to see the shit that was about to go down. Diego, Dora's cousin, turned on the stereo to his wild western show down throw down mixtape that he made for this moment. Every species (since the Dora universe got some animals and people walking around, making me wonder if Dora's a Mexican vegetarian or just eats a big piece of steak in front of that blue cow benny) watches as Dora and the troll grab a nerf gun cause of gun control laws and they were like 6 years old. Also because at this point in their lives, it was nerf or nothing. Going by wild western laws, the tow turned their backs against each other and walked three steps apart. The tension of who was to shoot first filled the empty gap between these enemies. The troll's hairs were all on end, wondering when to shot the foam bullets at Dora. Dora feel asleep quickly because it has been over a hour since the battle begun and nothing really happened.

The troll may not have been fighting, but inside of his head he was fighting whether or not to strike. "Now or never!" "Should I let her go?" "YOU COWARD JUST SHOOT DORA!" "IF YOU WANT YOUR GENDER BACK SHOOT DORA!" "AHHHHHHH!" Those were his inner thoughts. The screams were enough to encourage him to complete his revenge, now this was pay back.

The troll smirked as the winds of changed bowed through his orange mustache. With a slick turn, he pulled the plastic trigger. A single piece of Styrofoam flew out of the nerf gun in mid air, and hitting Dora in the back of her football head. Dora screamed out of shock for putting her guard down to get hit in the head with a bullet of Styrofoam, which she was deadly allergic to. Blisters and hives covered her head and suffocated her from the outside, death couldn't be more certain. Diego then changed the mixtape to something more appropriate.
"CELEBRATE GOOOD TIMES COME ON!"

Dora's parents cheered for Dora was dead and they could finally afford to go on their honeymoon and not have to spend money on student loans,child support and therapy. The stars that came from Dora's backpack changed the Trololo's life for he was a girl now and was beautiful. The animals the troll now girl once had were back to their original forms except for the hamster who was now America's next top model. Nonetheless, everything went back to the way it was before that football witch named Dora came the wittle girl's neighborhood.

The end.