Zach: hey this is um chev and I would like to know how many turtle sacks you would like to order
Zara: chev?
Zach: correct ma'am
Zara: Zach what is this
Zach: I'm not Zachary
Zara: right you're chev
Zach: indeed
Zara: he's never mentioned a chev, who are you
Zach: here's my number and I may tell you then (•••)
Zara: oh no another 187 year old man
Zach: I am very offended
Zach: I'm sorry people just don't know not to mess with stuff that isn't there's
Zara: no worries its OK
Zach: sooo...
Zara: I tried sushi today, turns out its not awful
Zach: I don't like sushi (idk if he does)
Zara: I don't like you
Zach: wow I see how it is ಠ_ಠ
Zara: good I didnt think u were blind
Zach:(●__●)
Zara: (◎_◎;)
Zach: u wear glasses?
Zara: no
Zach: oh
Zara: do u wear hair extensions
Zach: no..
Zara: sure..
Zach: wow
...
Zara: hello?
Zara: Chev?
Unknown: Hi
Zara: okay who are you
Unknown: Corbyn the great
Zara: wait as in boxer and pizza corbyn????
Corbyn: i don't know what that means but I am Mr. Besson
Zara: this may sound wierd but can I have a picture of you
Zara: Zach wouldn't send me one
Corbyn: yes it sounds wierd but I am the ruler of weirdness!
Corbyn:
*zara screenshoted*
Zara: Zach was right you are pretty handsome
Corbyn: why thank you
Corbyn: I already know how you look but I want a picture of you that you haven't shown anyone
Zara: why so specific
Corbyn: I want to feel special knowing I have one thing no one's seem from you
Zara: ah I see
Zara: let me look
Corbyn: okay I've only seen you with makeup but you look amazing without it!!!
Zara: why thank you Corbyn
Corbyn: no problem
*Corbyn screenshoted*
Zara: ah why'd you do that
Corbyn: I did say I wanted to have one
Corbyn: and you did the same to mine
Zara: fine but don't post it
Zara: yet
Corbyn: I won't
*zara screenshoted*
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11:25 {Why Don't We}
Fanfictionunknown: where did u leave my boxers corbyn Unknown: im not corbyn