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Zach: hey this is um chev and I would like to know how many turtle sacks you would like to order

Zara: chev?

Zach: correct ma'am

Zara: Zach what is this

Zach: I'm not Zachary

Zara: right you're chev

Zach: indeed

Zara: he's never mentioned a chev, who are you

Zach: here's my number and I may tell you then (•••)

Zara: oh no another 187 year old man

Zach: I am very offended

Zach: I'm sorry people just don't know not to mess with stuff that isn't there's

Zara: no worries its OK

Zach: sooo...

Zara: I tried sushi today, turns out its not awful

Zach: I don't like sushi (idk if he does)

Zara: I don't like you

Zach: wow I see how it is ಠ_ಠ

Zara: good I didnt think u were blind

Zach:(●__●)

Zara: (◎_◎;)

Zach: u wear glasses?

Zara: no

Zach: oh

Zara: do u wear hair extensions

Zach: no..

Zara: sure..

Zach: wow

...

Zara: hello?

Zara: Chev?

Unknown: Hi

Zara: okay who are you

Unknown: Corbyn the great

Zara: wait as in boxer and pizza corbyn????

Corbyn: i don't know what that means but I am Mr. Besson

Zara: this may sound wierd but can I have a picture of you

Zara: Zach wouldn't send me one

Corbyn: yes it sounds wierd but I am the ruler of weirdness!

Corbyn:

*zara screenshoted*

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*zara screenshoted*

Zara: Zach was right you are pretty handsome

Corbyn: why thank you

Corbyn: I already know how you look but I want a picture of you that you haven't shown anyone

Zara: why so specific

Corbyn: I want to feel special knowing I have one thing no one's seem from you

Zara: ah I see

Zara: let me look

Corbyn: okay I've only seen you with makeup but you look amazing without it!!!

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Corbyn: okay I've only seen you with makeup but you look amazing without it!!!

Zara: why thank you Corbyn

Corbyn: no problem

*Corbyn screenshoted*

Zara: ah why'd you do that

Corbyn: I did say I wanted to have one

Corbyn: and you did the same to mine

Zara: fine but don't post it

Zara: yet

Corbyn: I won't

*zara screenshoted*

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