Batman and His Little Princesses

movie night and surprise breakfast

Dahlia is 4
Tammy is 7
Jasmine is 9
Rachael is 12

“So did everybody pick their favorite movie?” Bruce asks, carrying Dahlia on his shoulders. The family has decided to have an outdoor movie week in their large backyard and the girls begged to pick their favorite movie to watch.
“I picked a good one!” Rae chirps.
“But I picked a gooder one!” Jazz smirks, proudly plopping down on her blanket next to Alfred. “A better one, you mean” Bruce corrected her with a chuckle. She nods and accepts a caramel milkshake from Alfred. Rae skips over to her butterfly pillow and waits for her shake by tickling Tam.

“What’s Dahl gonna drink, Alfie?” Jazz asks, leaning against Bruce once he sat down next to her. “A bottle of sugar water is all she can handle for the night” The butler nods, bringing Tia a chocolate shake. “like Kool Aid?” Rae asks, smiling when Tam flops across her lap “Indeed. Without the added food coloring and flavor” Alfred replies
“My favorite!” She cheers as a cookie dough shake is brought to her. Once the rest of the beverages were distributed along with some snacks, Bruce grabs the portable DVD player. “Alright now, what did you each pick?” he asks while Dahlia enjoys her sugary water.

“The Princess Protection Program!”
“Spy Kids”
“The Princess and the frog!”

“Interesting choices. Dahlia, my precious child with her mother’s weird tendencies, picked Chuckie” Bruce sighs, frowning at Tam’s whimper. “That’s a scary movie!” She whines. “Don’t worry, Tam. We’ll protect ya. Alfie, too. He’ll give the baddies a stern talking to” Jazz announces proudly.
“Yeah and Dad will use the Batman voice to keep them away” Rae giggles.
“No scary” Dahlia pouts, folding her arms like her father does and tries to bat glare at any baddies lurking around.
“Let’s watch Spy Kids first. We’ll save Chuckie for last” Bruce suggests, letting Tam curl up against him with her shake.
“Okay. That’s a happy movie” She agrees as Dahlia drinks her sugary drink from a water bottle.
Once the movie is over, Bruce checks on the girls and gently lays Dahlia down on a blanket as she sleeps.

With Chuckie deducted from the playlist, they move onto Princess and the frog knowing Jazz refuses to sleep without finishing it beginning to end.
She and Ellie tried to dance like the princess and the frog before they accidentally banged foreheads when the couple kissed.

Bruce admits he did chuckle along with Alfred but the girls were quietly giggling too so no harm was done to anybody’s ego.
With one princess movie done and Jazz asleep, they move onto the princess protection program just to lull Tam to sleep with happy dreams.
Ellie didn’t mind but she, of course, was half asleep any way. By the end of the movie, all of his little girls were sleeping.
He did have to readjust Jazz once she began her lawnmower routine in Dahlia’s face. He and Alfred decided to put on a nice movie they both enjoy The Addams Family.
Maybe the Wayne Family was similar in the antics but there was no way there was a hand roaming their hallways nor was there an uncle who could get electrocuted with no repercussions unless they counted Clark.
Then again, Diana would be fine after that too. But he doesn't have to tell his girls that.

(Breakfast)

Of course today's events were going to be interesting. Why? Because the ENTIRE GODDAMN JUSTICE LEAGUE had decided to show up at his front door in their costumes at 7:30 in the morning. Yes, Diana, Clark, Barry, Oliver, Shayera, J'onn, Arthur, John.

How did they get in?

Alfred
Goddamn
Pennyworth

"Daddy, I'm hungry..... OH MY GOSH WONDER WOMAN IS IN THE DINING ROOM!!! ALFIE, GET THE CAMERA! TAM,WAKE UP!!" Rae screams before running back outside to her sister's tent. Bruce face palms and glares at the grinning JL.
Jazz stumbles into the kitchen from using the bathroom and freezes when the league look at her. She frowned until she saw Diana. "Jazz do not faint." Bruce scoops her up as she bumps the fridge.
"I am dead and this is a dream. Tell me, dream dad. Is this heaven?" She asks, squishing Bruce's cheeks together.
"I can assure you it is not." Diana smiles as she approaches. She laughs as Jazz jumps into her arms sobbing happily. Alfred takes pictures rather quickly.

"Oh my gosh! Wonder Woman is in our kitchen! Flash is in our kitchen! I'm gonna die!" Tam screeches before fainting against Rae. "If Tam was currently awake, she would say she would like to talk science with Flash and Greek Mythology with Wonder Woman. Dahlia refuses to enter the kitchen until she is properly introduced" Alfred explains, carrying the youngest and grumpiest girl.

"Jazz, I know she is your hero but now you are excessively sobbing. You're going to get sick on her" Bruce sighs, wiping his daughter's eyes.

"I know! Its just she is so beautiful and she doesn't have to wear pants! I don't want to wear pants every day, dad!" Jazz sniffles with her head on Diana's shoulder.

"This is Dahlia, my youngest daughter. Dahlia, this is the Justice League." Bruce announces. Dahlia nods and points at Superman with determination.
"Unca Clark" she huffs before moving onto Green Arrow.
"Jazzy's boyfriend daddy" she announces then moving onto Flash.
"Unca Barry" she nods before pouting as if she has been lied to.

Bruce's jaw had dropped along with Barry's and Clark's while Oliver was cackling crazy on the floor.

Diana hides her giggling by asking Jazz to show her around the house. Tam re-awakens and grabs Flash's hand, taking him to her room.
"Good job, Dahlia. It seems our memory game has worked." Alfred smirks while Rae claps.

"I'm going to my study. Forever." Bruce grumbles walking off "Now would you all like to join us for a quick tour and then breakfast? I made waffles and scones." Alfred ask