Ryan: 3 fucking pairs of shoes in 2 hours, motherfucker!! He's getting his ass licked!!
Me: whoa whoa whoa why would you lick the dogs ass?
Ryan: what
Me: I dont recommend doing that....
Ryan: I meant kicked, I was pissed last night
Me: not only would it literally taste like shit..... it's probably unsanitary
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HumorHey guys! Want a good laugh? Then you will absolutely LOVE this book! I will also be writing it on TAP which I will share to my page when I'm done
