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"DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN TIMOTHY!"

"I am sorry, I have to young bahss."

"TIMOTHY COME BACK IM JUST A WHINY LITTLE BOY WITH NO LIFE THAT IS VERY RACIST AND CANT SURVIVE ON HIS OWN BECAUSE I AM A BUTTFACE"

"I BRING KITTY PHILLIP HE WILL HELP YOU IF  I DONT K SO CALM YO SELF"

"TIMOTHY STOP AND GET ME STARBUCKS!"

*smack* "NO PHILLIP BAD MAKE YOUR STUPID MAT THINGY LIKE DIS: OVER UNDER OVER UNDER"

"BUT I DONT WANNA JUST GET ME STARBUCKS, UGGS AND AN IPHONE!!"

"LOOK PHILLIP OH WAIT YOU CANT TROLOLOLOLOL"

"TIMOTHY IM TELLING ON YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GET ME STARBUCKS"

"TO WHO? STEWCAT? HE IS JUST A CAT DOH"

"HE IS SMARTER THAN YOU BLACK BOOTY"

" I AINT A BLACK BOOTY IM A WHITE BOOTY"

"NO IM A WHITE BOY GIRL"

"WAIT WHAT NO U AINT YOUNG BAHSSSS"

"YES I AM GET ME OFF THIS ISLAND YOU PEASANT"

"I CANT OH NO A STORM LETS GO TIE OURSELVES TO THE TREES PHILLIP!"

"NO YOU DO THAT IM GONNA LEAVE U HERE"

"NO YOUR NOT *ties you to the trees* COME AT ME STORM oh no i ded man"

"GOOD NOW GET ME STARBUCKS YOU DED MAN"

"PHILLIP I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BEFORE I DIE"

"WHAT U PEASANT"

"I ALWAYS HATED YOU *ded*"

"MEOW MEOW I AM STEW CAT I AM ALIVE"

"STEW CAT GET ME STARBUCKS"

"NO I DONT NEED ANY OF YO CRAP I BUY MY OWN STARBUCKS"

"TOO BAD IM A MURDERER -murders stewcat- GET ME STARBUCKS"

"WEEE IM A BIRD ATTACK THE RANDOM MAN PERSON"

"BIRD IM THE WHITE GIRL HERE"

"WHAT NO I AM GURRRLLLLL LET ME TAKE OFF MY UGGS"

-hits bird- "YA LITTLE BUTT"

"OH NO GURRRRLLLL *ded*"

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We are NOT in any way trying to offend people, be racist or rude. This is just for fun. If you have any questions or concerns DM me or @FemScout.

THANK YAAAAAA

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⏰ Last updated: May 10, 2014 ⏰

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