The life of a pie

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Once upon a time in a distant land (Asia) there lived a pie.

But he was unlike no other he was a magical pie

He could kill steal date help anybody he wished because thats the ways of thug life

His name was bruh

When he was a baby pie he was bullied because of his name

But when he acquired his powers he murdered everyone who bullied him because he a very insecure gal

He became famous for his brutality and got sick of everyone fearing him

So that most logical thing he could think of is cause a zombie apocalypse and kill millions of people because thats the kinda pie he is



So people died and all but in the end he had no friends so he decided to try to make people

Now he may be a magical pie and all but making people is way outa his league ,like good looking girls

So quick version he ended up making ducks (SHH dont question it)

The loneliness was breaking him so he decided to make himself human

But there was one big side affect of doing this 

HED LOOSE ALL HIS POWERS(if there was music it would be all dramatic like DUN DUN DUN!!!)

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