Once upon a time in a distant land (Asia) there lived a pie.
But he was unlike no other he was a magical pie
He could kill steal date help anybody he wished because thats the ways of thug life
His name was bruh
When he was a baby pie he was bullied because of his name
But when he acquired his powers he murdered everyone who bullied him because he a very insecure gal
He became famous for his brutality and got sick of everyone fearing him
So that most logical thing he could think of is cause a zombie apocalypse and kill millions of people because thats the kinda pie he is
So people died and all but in the end he had no friends so he decided to try to make people
Now he may be a magical pie and all but making people is way outa his league ,like good looking girls
So quick version he ended up making ducks (SHH dont question it)
The loneliness was breaking him so he decided to make himself human
But there was one big side affect of doing this
HED LOOSE ALL HIS POWERS(if there was music it would be all dramatic like DUN DUN DUN!!!)
YOU ARE READING
Dont Fuck With My Pie ,Bruh
Randomi saw a man in the street he looked kinda high so i gave him my choalte bar the end to see more random stuff read my story Dedicated/Inspired by solby_lashton follow her for amazing reads Shoutout to squirtle_thebunny for helping me name my book
